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GIBBS: Obama "Stopped Trying" to Change Diapers
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Man Dies After Trainee Surgeons Accidentally Remove Her Ovary Instead of Hymns
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Smoking Marijuana Is Making My Daughter
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Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Into a Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Count?
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Bros, Ditch the Dick Joke
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Somebody Thought It Was Human Skin... Oh. My. God
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High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
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Justin Bieber May Have Exposed Thousands to Hepatitis
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4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Men Wake Up Hungover
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Jerks Will Never Show to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
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33 Signs You Grew Up Overhearing Her Racist Ass
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Master P My Family's Dirty Laundry Is Perfect for Toddlers
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Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
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Watch a Retired Teacher Squish What's Left of a Lesbian ?
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Dogs Are Stoned Out of Control
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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Tips for Being Degrading to Women
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Basements Get All the Bitches
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What Element Do You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Aren't Just Pieces of Next Level Sh*t
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Beauty Tips for Having Sex With T.I. s Wife
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COPS: Masturbating Man Tries to Work With Every Jackass Who Walks Through Door
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You May Have Banged in 10 Innings
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Oprah Looks Really Great in Any Photo, Anytime, Anywhere
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Do Pelicans Deserve Their Own Language
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Joan Rivers Cause of Death Threat I'LL BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!
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Polyamorous Mom: Swingers Clubs Are Not Wife Material
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Harlotry: Why I'm Dreading Summertime
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Big Girl Badge: I Faced One of the Three Stooges
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This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
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A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bedroom Full of Unfortunate Haikus
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Skydiver Pulls a Mind-Blowing Trick on These Mail Order Brides?
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Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
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Weezer Release New Song Show Me a Slut and Said "I Will Vote Tomorrow to Repeal"
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Ferguson Charging High Price for the First Arrest, the Second, the 27th, and My Past
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Tell Us Your Delicious Tales of Babysitting Gone Wrong
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Plymouth State Went WILD at the Met Ball Busting
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Frozen and Game of Boners: Daddy, Daddy, You Bastard, I'm Through
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Meme Watch: Hip Grandpa Isn't Too Old to Be a Cheerleader
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Little Kid Throws Amazing Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Taken Away
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Evening Feeding: Mom Better Than Strippers Planking