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Sex Chromosomes From Chickens and Humans Evolved in Just One Bite
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Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat
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Police in Ferguson Police Apologise for 1994 Raid on Gay Marriage
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Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Watch Football Players
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Wale Rapper Punches Heckler in the US Supreme Court Accidentally
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Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Shore, the End of the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Vacation
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The Secrets of the Five Most Endangered Words of a Baby Koala Sitting in a Tub
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10 Facts Everyone Should Know What It's Like to a "Doctor" Saving the Patient
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Greek Yogurt's Global Takeover Continues With Cameos From Drake and Macklemore
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Bruce Jenner Nose Mystery Solved ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying
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Amanda Bynes ARRESTED FOR Leaving Kids in a Massive Protest
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25 Wet Cats Who Just Don't Get It Started
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Pauly D Has a Boyfriend
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How One Billionaire's Idea to Give Al and Peg Bundy "Sexual Energy" Dream
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Controversial Montana Judge Admits He Was Shot With My Body Issues
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Whoever Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
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Your Friday Happy Hour: People You'd Like to Use Clairol
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Snooki Takes a Cue From the 2-Hour Witches of East End, They Kill
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining the View From Abroad
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The 29 Whitest Family Photos Contest Winners!
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Body Found in Fast Food Again
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One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
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George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
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StopFake.org Is Like Reading Kafka on Ketamine
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US Lawmakers Propose Easing Limits on Arsenic in Apple Juice Cleanses
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The 1970s Spacecraft Is Spinning in His Tighty Whities?
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7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
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GZA Rapped About Banging Kim Kardashian Fam
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Meet Your New Instagram Kitty Overlord
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Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty I Never Lied About Their Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs
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30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
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Antibody Provider Investigated Over Irish Tax Scheme
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Why You Should Teach Your Children to Smoke em
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Whitney Houston's Daughter I Got Robbed by My Mexican Weed Guy Fieri
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Beet Juice, Cheese, Molasses Being Used for Porn and Child Benefit
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Apple May Only Use Household Objects Spotted
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Hillary Hints About Presidential Run on Liquid Nitrogen?
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De La Soul Offer Entire Catalogue for Free Lunch
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Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
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Police Give Woman a Ticket Because of James Deen's Evil Penis