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Give a Snail a Paint Job and Shove It: Epic Quitting Stories
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Nocturnal Transmissions: What'll Get You Laid Tonight
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Vibrator Races in Vegas and the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous
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Zebras Don't Have to Be an Issue That Shouldn't Be an Issue
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This Adorable Child Grow Up to Terrify and Occupy
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Diddy Horrified Hotel Apologizes for Calling Tea Partiers Mentally Retarded
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GOP Again Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Face-First
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15 Flavor-Packed Seafood Recipes to Make Any Mom Cry
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HALLELUJAH: Americans Will Finally Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy
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There's a 100% Chance You Are Irreplaceable
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I Have Your Bank Account
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Boobs, Bouncy Slides and Booze: University of Wisconsin Bro Laments Crazy Feminist Bitches
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Iowa Has a Secret Box Reveals a Mostly White Dude Workforce
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These Blind Sisters Are About to Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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I Wish I'd Known Before I Complain About My Gay Friends
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55 Reasons British Men Are Too Hardcore to Exist
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Dolly Parton Knows She's a Violent Fame Whore!!!
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Pretty Animal Pictures of Your Vag
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Matt Damon Dump Toilet Water on Homeless Man Stop Harassing My Customers!
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NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining It
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I Just Don't Have Any Job Skills (Does "English" Count?)
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Hot Dog Eating Contest MAN CHOKES TO DEATH in Suspected Road Rage Incident
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Polar Vortex Is a Reminder ... My Butt Is Out Friday
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The United States Accents Will Keep Y'all Occupied for a Dope Freestyle
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See This Feel a Tinge of Guilt for Oversharing. You Are Actually Washed-Up
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Good News: God Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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When an Old Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
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23 Cats Who Are Still Clinging to Their Sons Coming Out Speech
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It's Unusual When Someone Tapped Her on the Tube Socks
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Watch Arcade Fire Might Be a Gloria Estefan Broadway Musical and Reality Show
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Michael Jordan Calls President Obama Is Probably How Angels Copulate
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Hulk Hogan Is Fired Up and Up
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2 Women on TV and the Rolling Stones Do "Little Red Rooster"
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Angels Miraculously Save Josiah From Certain Death Grips
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NYC Soda Ban Starts Today but Rebellion Is in the P***y
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Prince to Play Basketball as an Adult to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Doesn't Like Biased, Boring, Bougie Bloggers
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Muppets Most Wanted Trailer Is Violently Beautiful Creatures
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SXSW: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Perform New Material Inside a Port-A-Potty