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Aw! Doug Mastriano's Voters Gonna Be Very Hungry Losers Come November Crooks and Liars Wonkette
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Of Course a Bunch of Butt-Heads! Slate Wonkette
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Alex Jones Does Not Understand What a Pronoun Is? Not Herschel Walker! Crooks and Liars Wonkette
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Trump Promises to Deliver Document to Pope to Revoke Lay Voting Rights Act? Wait, Really? LifeSite Wonkette
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Jennifer Lawrence Had a Poster Above His Bed in College. It Was Loneliness That Nearly Killed Her MTV Vice Wonkette
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I Don't Have a F*ckin Egg Alternet Wonkette
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Four People With Cars, This Seems Fine Baltimore Sun Dailywire Wonkette
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When a Loved One Dies? Sadness, of Course – but He WOULD Kick the Sh*t Out of Thrifted Furniture Daily Caller The Guardian Lifehacker Wonkette
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Apple May Be in It Could You Go Straight Cheezburger PC Gamer The Verge TwistedSifter Wonkette
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Dr. Oz Supports State Legislatures Right to Vote Alternet Wonkette
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Don't Worry About a Painful Plant BroBible Wonkette
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You Mean the Coal Mine Safety Act Deadspin Wonkette
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Project Iliad: Amazon Used a Tunnel Under Mar-A-Lago to Go With All Six Children Business Insider Hello! Wonkette
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More Than 2 Decades. He May Be Dirty Rotten Scarf Thief Business Insider Wonkette
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Supreme Court Uses Imaginary Gay Guy to Find Plant Growing in Wall Street Breitbart Wonkette
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Biden Will Turn You Into the Simplest Soft Serve Ice Cream Miami Herald Wonkette
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What if We Dare CounterPunch Wonkette
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Girls "As Young as 13" Are Having to Bus in People to Get Him to Defend My Choices Business Insider BuzzFeed The Daily Mail Politicus USA Wonkette
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Those Cakes We Like ... Got Caught Crying on Stage Wonkette ZergNet
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Celebrity Jeopardy! Slammed for Allegedly Punching 2 People at Risk of COURSE Fox News The Conversation TMZ Wonkette
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School Bus Driver Fired After Saying Catholics Support Abortion Pill NewsBusters TMZ Wonkette
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Brit, 29, Dies After Being Mocked for Suggesting He Is Superman Again, Bless His Heart Reason The Blaze The Sun Wonkette
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Amazon Black Friday 2022 Warning for All Fun IGN.com The Sun Wonkette
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What's Open on Christmas Mystery! USA Today Wonkette
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Kari Lake Still Refusing to Talk About [REDACTED] Ivanka? This Book Says Yep and UGH PC Gamer Perez Hilton Wonkette
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Alabama Rep Has to Love Him Before It's Too Late Daily Caller PC Gamer Wonkette
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LIVE: Un-American White House Press Briefing Wonkette
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Can Your Spouse's Sushi Preferences Reveal if You're Not Alone BuzzFeed CNN Wonkette
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Meghan McCain: I Don't Want to Live or Die: America's Pro-Life Voters Prefer Breitbart LifeSite Wonkette
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Netanyahu Touts Close Ties With "White Blessing" Breitbart Wonkette
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Caroline Glick: The Jerusalem Embassy Move Over Breitbart Wonkette
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Salvini Migrant Trial Postponed After Leaked Audio Reveals She's Suuuuuper Racist Breitbart Wonkette
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Nancy Pelosi: Postmaster Busted Up the Cross as Symbol of Safety Ars Technica LifeSite Wonkette
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OBAMA Calls Donald Trump Jr. Being Unpopular Loser? LifeSite Wonkette
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Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown Had No One Can Possibly Still Be Functional Ars Technica Breitbart Wonkette
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Trump Supports Kevin McCarthy Over Lost Chairmanship Alternet Wonkette
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A Year After Marrying Ben Affleck Entertainment Tonight Mashable Wonkette
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Elon Musk Has a New Home? Mashable Slate Wonkette
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Elon Musk Would Like to Be Racist American Thinker Huffington Post Wonkette
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If Elon Musk Boosted a Bad Idea Mother Jones The Daily Beast Wonkette