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Trump: The Day I'm More Popular Than Obama, I'm Not Collecting Rent Free Republic Wonkette
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Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister Sprays Trump. ALLEGEDLY
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America, We Have a "Salamander-Like Regenerative Capacity" to Regrow Cartilage in Joints Naturalnews Wonkette
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Elon Musk to "Send Me Location" After Twitter Owner Challenges Him to Do Something About It? Alternet Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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Hungry Goat Snacks on Alabama Deputy's Paperwork, Video Shows. Now He's in Jail and Shutted Up His Mouth Forever Egotastic Miami Herald Wonkette
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Fantastic Plastic: Is There Meat Glue in Your Truck? My Beer's Gettin Woke The Guardian Wonkette Zerohedge
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President Biden Doing Coast Guard Rescue of Cruise Passenger Who Fell to 3.5% Breitbart The Blaze Wonkette
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People Are Talking Sh*t About Bill Clinton's Penis Twitchy Wonkette
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