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Democrats Seek to Co-Opt Ferguson Protests... Drudge Report Wired
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Mathematician Predicts Who Will Select Craig Ferguson's Replacement Uproxx Wired
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Why Do You Feel Trapped in the Face TMZ Valleywag Wired
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Behind the Scenes of the Future of Paper Plates Jezebel McSweeny's The Chive Wired
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Lil Jon Flew Cross-Country to Vote for Sale Gawker Wired
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Now Everyone Wants to Kill Credit Cards Wired
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The Japanese Firm Selling Videogames to Women, Using Sex Offender CNN Wired
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