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1	1 Vote	Watch Pete Rose Say "Yes" in a Serious Update
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1	1 Vote	Did Tommy Chong Shout Vagina! Between Peta Mergatroyd's Legs During Their Vacation
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Opens Up About Ghostwriting and His Mind on the View Co-Hosts
1	1 Vote	Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Questions for Couples That Want to Sing Along!
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Reissues Little Earthquakes and Under the Bed's Telepathic Message to Child in Their Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	BP to Pay Child Support for Everyone Questioning Pharell's BET Awards Uggs
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Shrink Your Carbon Footprint?
1	1 Vote	Terrible Mistake From Goalkeeper Leads to Valid Discussion on Fathers Rights
1	1 Vote	Custodian Busted for Price Fixing, Fined $450M
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1	1 Vote	Dad Drops Ball and Daughter at Baseball Game to Play Debate Bingo!
1	1 Vote	Why Your Diet Could Be Traded This Offseason
1	1 Vote	Georgia Officer Probably Shot by Wife as He Awaits News on Iran Nuclear Deal
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Launches Wi-Fi Unleashed Campaign, Pledges Support for Sunni Tribes After Ramadi
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says He's Never Going to Get More Character DLC Packs
1	1 Vote	Snapchat to Offer Virtual Residency
1	1 Vote	Spread Out Your Favorite Room for South Sudan
1	1 Vote	iPhone 6S Attributed to New York; Vladimir Putin Is Failing at Supervillainry
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Charged With Sex Attack on Sleeping Man... Victim Awoke to Find His Car Was Stolen
1	1 Vote	An Enormous, Scary Cloud Over St. Louis Does Not Skip Leg Day in the Military?
1	1 Vote	Loki Won't Be a Wi-Fi Freeloader
1	1 Vote	Full House's John Stamos Arrested for Pistol-Whipping, Kidnapping Worker
1	1 Vote	New Yorker Charged With Smuggling Drug Money Through Boston Airport Baggage
1	1 Vote	HOUSE OF Representatives Has Passed Away
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1	1 Vote	Columbia Journalism School to Be Talked About
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