Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / USA Today Smash USA Today

32,521 smashes / 54,383 upvotes / smashed from 115,426 real headlines

0.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Woman Still Searching for a 10-Episode Season
1	1 Vote	Xbox One/PC's Below Delayed Once Again, and There's No Signal on the Behalf of MLB Players Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Disease Hits the Market Rally Racing School: A Different Kind of a Person Who Doesn't Like Being Cooked
1	1 Vote	Fastest Rubik's Cube Faster Than Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real Reason Taylor Swift Suspects Tom Hiddleston
1	1 Vote	All Hail the Feminist Male Olympians Calling Out a Quality Filter to Shade the Kardashians and We Cannot Stop Sexting
1	1 Vote	We Are Still Full of B.S
1	1 Vote	The 10 Craziest Stadium Foods for the Poorest Pensioners
1	1 Vote	More Than One Year After Death Toll Roads in Austin, Texas Are Discriminatory
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Americans Will Reject Trump Response
1	1 Vote	Trump Reveals Little About Deportation Strategy on "The Monster Squad" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Cyborg: Fight With Pa. Petrochemical Plant
1	1 Vote	California Lawmakers Kill Legislation Seeking to Address Linebacker Issues
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is an "Insult"
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Wear Acceptable Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Controlling Man Said Sorry, I've Just Put the Wrong Airport?
1	1 Vote	White People to Go Home Thursday Trump to Finally Go Live With the Stars
1	1 Vote	Arizona State to Kill Our Unborn Baby Bat
1	1 Vote	Parents Try to Score a Huge Piece of Shit. Hi Guys!!
1	1 Vote	Imagine Coming Home to Nothing
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Helping to Manage a Key Idiot From the 19th Century
1	1 Vote	It's a Bad Time to Buy a More Comfortable Condom
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Now Has a Surprisingly Normal Day Job
1	1 Vote	Overcoming Overdose: Raising Awareness Through Action Figures
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Old Enough to Win the 200 Meter Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Week in Taco Bell: Here's Your Chance to Buy a Honda
1	1 Vote	Remembering Princess Diana, 19 Years After the Show at Petting Zoo
1	1 Vote	Entire Russian Team Banned From Rio Beaches at Night
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Go "Naked" Showing Off Their 2016 Season With Torn Achilles Tendon
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Refuses to Call His Own Personal Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Phelps to Leave U.N. Over Criticism
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women's Rugby Sevens Team Gives Fiji Its First Villain
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Jumps
1	1 Vote	When You Get Too Much of a Doctor's Hands
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Men Who Can Do Jump
1	1 Vote	Zagat Is Changing the Way Her Period Affects Her Boobs Have We Reached the Athletic Limits of the Byers Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Jason Day's Wife Sends Heartfelt Message After Car Bomb Targets Turkish Military Vehicle; Kurdish Rebels Blamed
1	1 Vote	Our Long Stagnant-Paycheck Nightmare May Finally Be Nearing an End at United Grabs
1	1 Vote	16 Dead in Suspected Terrorist Attack on the Field Evade Security, Escape Into Bleachers, Get Tackled
1	1 Vote	Armour: U.S. Women's Water Polo Team Is Really Enjoying Their Delicious, Appley Snacks

← Previous
1
2
…
753
754
755
756
757
758
759
760
761
…
813
814
Next →