Headline Smasher

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1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Going to Win Gold Medal
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested for Incestuous Marriage
1	1 Vote	Too Many Queer Kids Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	Why Stock Buybacks Have Become a Big Ol Box of Assorted Automotive Blade Fuses
1	1 Vote	Romo Leaves Game With Online Troll Who Threatened to Kill These!
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gitmo Detainee Awakes From Coma After Bike Smash Thinking He Was Disqualified in the Transgender Debate Question
1	1 Vote	Pelicans Offseason Recap: Buddy Buckets Heads to Iowa for Annual "Roast and Ride"
1	1 Vote	If This Were a More Peaceful Species
1	1 Vote	Beers With the Olympics in Singles
1	1 Vote	BioShock: The Collection to Keep Social-Media Friends but Ignore Their Politics in the First Time Since #LochteGate
1	1 Vote	It's All About Train Rides
1	1 Vote	Judge Rejects Claim Woman Who Insisted She Was the Worst Player in the COUNTER
1	1 Vote	Get Your Hopes Up to the Yard
1	1 Vote	Cowboys QB Romo Has Broken Bone in Back Taxes to Ireland
1	1 Vote	Watch Panel's Reaction to Getting Robbed at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Bolt Streaks to Third Straight Olympic Gold Digger
1	1 Vote	Al Gore: The Clean Energy Revolution Is A Better Way to Burn Trash?
1	1 Vote	Hills Named Maryland Starting QB for Oregon in Week 1 Thing
1	1 Vote	Denver Broncos Brandon Marshall Looks to U.S. Backers Who've Waited 2 Years After His Beatdown
1	1 Vote	Five Myths About Penises
1	1 Vote	Cops: Mom Smoked Pot to Celebrate Shatnerday!
1	1 Vote	"Free Fire" Trailer: Brie Larson, Armie Hammer Are in VR, but on a Big Piece of 9/11 Audio
1	1 Vote	Haiti Finds Case of Transgender Student Who Wants to Keep Dating Naked Donald Trump Tries to Discredit AP Story
1	1 Vote	Paul Pierce Recalls the Time to Get Cucked Just Like in Apple Products
1	1 Vote	Bar Refaeli Bares Her Bump in a Dark Alley
1	1 Vote	UBER to Legally Challenge New Rule Forcing Drivers to Strike Florida's Gulf Coast
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Is an STD: Why Are These Snakes Fighting or Fucking? An Investigation Ordered
1	1 Vote	Officers Charged With Vandalism
1	1 Vote	You May Not Improve Your Foraged Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Camping Bro Wakes Up in the Hillary Clinton After Attending Calif. Rave
1	1 Vote	Dad Falls Into Tears and We Will Watch!
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Stamps "RIP Harambe" on His Chest
1	1 Vote	When Everyone Is Freaking Out During the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Dear Justine Greening: You're Killing Off the Thai Food Gimmicks
1	1 Vote	Best Update Ever, You Can Easily Avoid
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics Done
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Launches Helicopter Search for Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Fans Ecstatic to See the Rock Furious
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Blazes
1	1 Vote	Two Girls Immediately Regret Trying the Hottest Summer Nights in 121 Years

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