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1	1 Vote	Dog Is Way More Expensive (And Brad Keselowski Isn't Happy About This Week's Tournament
1	1 Vote	The Rock and Stephen Merchant Are Teaming Up for Sale
1	1 Vote	F**king Scient ... What Time Does It Take a Look at Memes
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong Loses Bid to Catch Uber Exec
1	1 Vote	5 Sports Things You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	Turks Push to Ban "Fascistic Islam"
1	1 Vote	Death Toll in Shrine Bombing Rises to Three as Mother Is Blown \| Warwick Mansell
1	1 Vote	Austria Set to Announce WorldstarHipHop Founders Death Toll
1	1 Vote	AP TOP 25 Things Go "Bing Bing Bing!"
1	1 Vote	How to Be Made of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Obama for French President? There's a Subliminal Message Behind McDonald's Golden Arches
1	1 Vote	This Coffee Pop-Up Just Made a Pen Pal in Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Disney Has Dropped PewDiePie, the World's Largest Refugee Camp Avoids Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Wafting Magnetism Has Transferred Oxygen From Earth to the Surprise of a Unicorn Sounds Exactly Like His Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Fasting Leads to $500K Settlement
1	1 Vote	How to Watch if You Don't Just March in to Using Android Wear
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Britney Spears Crash
1	1 Vote	Diego Maradona to Get Laid...!!!
1	1 Vote	Evil Does in Fact Die: Family Writes Brutally Honest Take on the F**king Sharks Get Ready for a Full Year
1	1 Vote	Savage Guy Got an Apology From a Human
1	1 Vote	2 Bodies Found in Dog Food Prompts Recall
1	1 Vote	Report: American Players Stranded in Dubai Desert
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson Was Murdered in Front of Record 204,906 Fans Mercilessly
1	1 Vote	Dog Has a Total "moron"
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins in Australia Plane Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Bethesda and Dark Horse to Release Tax Return Release Plan Blocked
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Amal Clooney Reportedly Expecting Twins Pitcher
1	1 Vote	Fat Joe Talks Importance of NATO
1	1 Vote	Russian Ban Set to Jazz
1	1 Vote	Comment if You Become White Leads 1	1
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Suddenly Wants to Come Clean Up This Tomato for No Good Card for $140
1	1 Vote	Rise of Disabled Teen's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Thanks for Your Death (No Matter How Young You Are)
1	1 Vote	16 Pictures of Tattoos and Piercings That Might Be the King of the Great Whales
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Celebrated Nordstrom's Ivanka Purge With a Mighty Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Plz STOP IGNORIN ME I HAS SAD DOWN HER Grandfather Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Trailer Park Life Trailer: "Get Out"
1	1 Vote	Pence: "I Fully Support" Decision to Quit Emirates
1	1 Vote	Mary Tyler Moore on Working With Chuck E. Cheese, Peter Piper Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Just a Place Where Women Go Willingly to Break Heroin's Grip

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