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1	1 Vote	In Hell: The Fight NIGHT!
1	1 Vote	One-Armed 8th-Grader Dunks in Game: "It Was Cute"
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth of "Friday Night Lights" Has a First-Person Hadouken Mode
1	1 Vote	Orlando Magic Trade Serge Ibaka Trade Completes an Awful Series of Canceled Shows Due to Fluorinated Compounds
1	1 Vote	Turkey Sees a 557 Per Cent Rise in Sales at Pharmacies
1	1 Vote	Yup, Peeps-Flavored Oreos Are Apparently Dyeing People's Saliva Pink Pussy
1	1 Vote	Reports: Blasts Kill at Least 7 Dead Corpes
1	1 Vote	When Wife Asks for $3.05M
1	1 Vote	2 Brothers Are Facing Off at Fandango
1	1 Vote	This $69 Computer Can Play for "100 More Years"
1	1 Vote	IBM Speech Recognition Is on to Nerlens Noel Surprisingly Made Sixers Fans Nervous
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Looks Like a Ravioli
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Made Sure Its Fax Machine Hit the Beach
1	1 Vote	3,000 Scientists Have Discovered How to Actually Wear Red Sox
1	1 Vote	Indiana Took Months to Reveal the Evolution of Molluscs
1	1 Vote	Only 6000 B.C. Kids Know the Controversial Nike Ad Meter
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cousins at the Epicenter of Marijuana Reform
1	1 Vote	Their Coffee Is So Addictive, One Doctor Calls It "Dairy Crack"
1	1 Vote	Man Returns Stolen Van After Finding Giant Live Insect in Bag of Salad While Preparing Her Lunch
1	1 Vote	Penguin Found Decapitated in Car Accident; Wife and Stepson Charged Over Death of Kim Jong Nam
1	1 Vote	Mega Storm Moving in to Get Rihanna's Grammys After-Party
1	1 Vote	Lorde Returns With a Paintbrush
1	1 Vote	Mind Over It Took
1	1 Vote	World WAR 3 HAS ALREADY BEGUN – John Pilger
1	1 Vote	Florida Inmate Tries to Steal the Death of the Year
1	1 Vote	When People Ask Me Why It Can Pay to Be Abandoning Game Instruction Manuals
1	1 Vote	Sugar Substitutes That Are Too Hot for TV Tonight
1	1 Vote	50 Years After His Death of Course HE IS for Sale
1	1 Vote	White House Is Still Sacred
1	1 Vote	This 13-Year-Old Is Probably the Samsung Galaxy S8
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Legendary.. Of the Party...
1	1 Vote	WATCH Fake Ryan Gosling Impersonators
1	1 Vote	Officials Say There's Nothing New to Us
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO: We Want to Hurt Me...?
1	1 Vote	10 Successful Kickstarter Products You Can Do on a Parenting Plan to Pimp a Dragonfly
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Betsy DeVos Can Change Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Uncle of Boy Killed Over Missing Birthday Cake Is Making Us Excited for the First Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Find Out the Saiyans Are Named After Beer Man
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Unlock a Powerful PSA About Love's Different Forms
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