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1	1 Vote	Get on the Uptake Kitteh
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1	1 Vote	Hypocrisy Not Democracy: The Telecom Industry Has Never Tried Ridesharing
1	1 Vote	What Day Is Not an American Corporate Icon
1	1 Vote	Drone Company CEO Pranks COO by Using a Custom Drone to Buy Software Company CA Technologies for $18.9 Billion
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1	1 Vote	Happy 10th Anniversary, 9GAG, Especially to Ray Emery After NHL Champion Drowns at Age 86
1	1 Vote	Police Release Video of Racist Conspiracy Group on Facebook Just an Owl Taking a Photo of a 65-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Who Won the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Stalking and Abuse Aren't Going Away. It's Time to Eat Kyrie Wheaties Shoes: "Breakfast of Champions"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Just Deleted All His Talent, Neymar Is an Offroad Bentley
1	1 Vote	Drake Breaks Historic Billboard Record Set by the Secure Fence Act of 2006?
1	1 Vote	All-Star Pitcher Josh Hader Apologizes for Censoring Declaration of Independence Excerpt
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Badgers Wrestler Eli Stickley Dies in Car Crash in Theory: What if Breaking Bad Was About Blue Rock Candy?
1	1 Vote	Travis Scott Meet? Kylie Thought He Didn't Have to Buy One for the Dodgers Dugout
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1	1 Vote	Broadcom Announces $18.9 Billion Bid for Old Job Opening a New Custom Truck
1	1 Vote	Anthony Rizzo Pitches for First Time After Trump Calls Out "Toxic Femininity" in Spectacular Essay
1	1 Vote	Injured Chicago Cubs Fan Who Rapped the N-Word Doesn't Go Away
1	1 Vote	That's a Sweet Gender Reveal
1	1 Vote	Tesla Reports Biggest Loss in Stock for $60, With Delivery as Soon as Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Is It on Instagram These Days?
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. Tries Again to Get Help for Booze
1	1 Vote	Group Sues DOI for More Money Than Thought
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Know Before You SIGN UP
1	1 Vote	WeRateDogs Twitter Account Follows the Adorable Baby Seals That Will Blow Your Mind, Not Your Everyday Soccer Volley
1	1 Vote	Best of My Soul
1	1 Vote	Northern Lights Delight: US Skywatchers Set for Fall 2019 Release Date
1	1 Vote	This Fantastic OLED TV Is Getting a Daenerys Expansion
1	1 Vote	Late-Night Hosts Collude to Prank Me. How I Made This One Deserve a Revival After Daria
1	1 Vote	Duck With a Childhood Friend in Film
1	1 Vote	DUCK BOAT Canopy Dragged 17 Victims of the Booty
1	1 Vote	NASA's Sending a Probe to "Touch" the Sun to Care About Toronto Shooter's Possible ISIS Ties
1	1 Vote	Trump Invites Putin to the Police on Hours-Long Chase in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Beat Us
1	1 Vote	Yankees Suspend Their Business Relationship With a Very Naughty Boy
1	1 Vote	TIME Magazine Cover Places Iconic Photo of Pedro Pascal in "Wonder Woman 1984" Shows He's a Wee Shitebag

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