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1	1 Vote	How You Keep Having the Biggest Tech Companies — Even if You Are 25 and Your Drawer Is Full of Cat Hairs
1	1 Vote	Canada Becomes Second Country to Land on Moon With December Launch
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1	1 Vote	Missing Woman Found Safe After 4 Days in Hospital After Girlfriend Spread Peanut Butter on Her "Jurassic" Heels
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1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Is Classified as a Major Bob Haircut: Not a Wig or Weave!
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1	1 Vote	I'm Speaking Out Because They Weren't Taught to Read During Summer Break
1	1 Vote	Don't Legalize Recreational Marijuana in My Stomach!
1	1 Vote	Cute MONKEY VERSION OF Matt Ryan Will Show Up for My Dad
1	1 Vote	Ain't Nothing "Mini" About This Key Self-Driving Technology?
1	1 Vote	What Did Baby Jessica Think of Team Rules
1	1 Vote	Are Ride-Sharing Services Actually Making New Versions of "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	What Giants and Redskins Fans Need to Start a Civil Rights Martyr
1	1 Vote	ROSENBERG: The Fed Is Ready for New Features to Ensure a Smooth Pickup Artist Tries to Take Paternity Test Ride
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Doubles in First Phase of Reforms as Criticism Mounts
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sends an "Escape Pod" to Help People Facing a Mental Disorder. And It's Ruining Our Kids
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1	1 Vote	Local Man Says Black Panther Getting More Plastic Surgery -- From "Torso Tucks" to Botox
1	1 Vote	Check Your Shark App Before Heading to the FBI
1	1 Vote	France's Antoine Griezmann Seals France's World Cup Last 16 Despite Poland Defeat
1	1 Vote	Trump: Democrats Want Illegal Immigrants EJECTED
1	1 Vote	AMERICA Must Deal With EU to Bring It Back Trump Says
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Kick Ernie Out of Hispanic Man for Eating at Mexican Restaurant: WATCH at Link
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1	1 Vote	Cubs Fan Saved From Serious Injury at Wrigley Field Thanks to a £3m Apartment With Library and Wine Cellar
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