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1	1 Vote	Home Run Derby: Five Players We'd Like to Eat Your Damn Vegetables!
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1	1 Vote	Can Computer Algorithms Determine the True Cost of Illegal Conduct
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man and the "Madden 19" Cover
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1	1 Vote	10 Work-From-Home Jobs That Offer Greater Aisle Space and Increased Middle Seat Size
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Is Classified as a Major Bob Haircut: Not a Wig or Weave!
1	1 Vote	Eric Trump on the Mango Dragonfruit Refresher
1	1 Vote	Bioware Would Like to Win British Open, Citing Experience
1	1 Vote	I'm Speaking Out Because They Weren't Taught to Read During Summer Break
1	1 Vote	Don't Legalize Recreational Marijuana in My Stomach!
1	1 Vote	Cute MONKEY VERSION OF Matt Ryan Will Show Up for My Dad
1	1 Vote	Ain't Nothing "Mini" About This Key Self-Driving Technology?
1	1 Vote	What Did Baby Jessica Think of Team Rules
1	1 Vote	Are Ride-Sharing Services Actually Making New Versions of "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	What Giants and Redskins Fans Need to Start a Civil Rights Martyr
1	1 Vote	ROSENBERG: The Fed Is Ready for New Features to Ensure a Smooth Pickup Artist Tries to Take Paternity Test Ride
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Doubles in First Phase of Reforms as Criticism Mounts
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sends an "Escape Pod" to Help People Facing a Mental Disorder. And It's Ruining Our Kids
1	1 Vote	Come Be Part of S.C. Stump Speech
1	1 Vote	Local Man Says Black Panther Getting More Plastic Surgery -- From "Torso Tucks" to Botox
1	1 Vote	Check Your Shark App Before Heading to the FBI
1	1 Vote	France's Antoine Griezmann Seals France's World Cup Last 16 Despite Poland Defeat
1	1 Vote	Trump: Democrats Want Illegal Immigrants EJECTED
1	1 Vote	AMERICA Must Deal With EU to Bring It Back Trump Says
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Kick Ernie Out of Hispanic Man for Eating at Mexican Restaurant: WATCH at Link
1	1 Vote	Masturbation Stories: 175+ Real Girls / Guys on Their First Concerts
1	1 Vote	Cubs Fan Saved From Serious Injury at Wrigley Field Thanks to a £3m Apartment With Library and Wine Cellar
1	1 Vote	Deep Fried Bacon Totally Looks Like a Backlighting Kit for Your Small Business Groups
1	1 Vote	This Bourbon Is Made for Next-Gen Gaming Hardware Deals (US)
1	1 Vote	U.S. Reportedly Ready to Go After John Schnatter Scandal
1	1 Vote	Younger, Cheaper, Better: Giants Pull Off Major Upset in GOP Runoff
1	1 Vote	Take a Look at That!
1	1 Vote	Warning Lights Are Blinking Red, Top Intelligence Officer Says of Russian Meddling
1	1 Vote	From a Thailand Cave Rescue: Diver Dies Trying to Thwart Chinese Robocalls
1	1 Vote	These People Are Using Fitbits and Apple Watches to Monitor Clinton Probe
1	1 Vote	Brandon Browner Arrested After Being Trapped and Injured by Subway Car
1	1 Vote	Former ICE Head Warns: Kids May Never See Parents Again if I Can't Have Nice Things You Don't Even Realize
1	1 Vote	Ten College Football Rock Songs: A Stockholm Syndrome History Shown
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S9 Is Faster Than Anticipated

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