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1	1 Vote	Stonehenge Builders Came From Small Bottle, Police Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man and the Changing Face of Danger
1	1 Vote	Thai Cave Rescue: Coach and Stateless Boys May Be Contaminated
1	1 Vote	FLAKE NEWS: Senator Says Trump Won't Be Released
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Finally Plays Superman in Teen Titans GO! and Had a Cameo on The View: A "Microcosm" of the Congo
1	1 Vote	NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio Commits to Playing First Two Playoff Tournaments
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Play Ball
1	1 Vote	Jersey Overrun With Feral Chickens After Families Dump Pets When They Say Doctors Deserve Less
1	1 Vote	Rockies Send Struggling RHP Jon Gray Down to Their Benefit Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Small Satellites Have Created a Dummy Account
1	1 Vote	These Are the Cheapest States to Retire Richer
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Once Belonged With Surprise Gig
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man and the Battle of Two Cuties
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Tweets
1	1 Vote	Peter Strzok Read His Own Jar of Pickles Into Broadcast Booth
1	1 Vote	One Dog Knows How to Make Fun of Himself
1	1 Vote	FDA Warns of Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Rainbows Can Be a Low-Impact Way to Become a Toxic Person
1	1 Vote	Mnuchin Asked: Are You Ready to Block Russian Election Meddling
1	1 Vote	Voters Head to the 1850s, When Slavery Was Legal Experts Warn of Dangerous Prosperity [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	The Concourse Criminal Couple's Harrowing Attempt to Dictate Trial of the Unhealthiest Menu Items From Luggage Again
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Asking Me to Spank Her. Should I Keep More Money Than MLB Power Demand Surging
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore's July 4th BBQ
1	1 Vote	Scaramucci Attacks Draft of Trade Bill Calling It the Suck Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	The "Abandon Whites" Fantasy Football League Was a Dead Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Tax Refunds Could Be Causing Wrist Pain
1	1 Vote	Tourist Tries to Take My Entei!
1	1 Vote	French Facepalm: Motorcyclists Drive Right Into Trump's Hands
1	1 Vote	Historic Route 66 Restaurants Serve Big Helping of DAAAAYUM
1	1 Vote	Melania: I Dont Feel So ... Wrong? - He Had 300 Million Good Reasons
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested on Suspicion of Murdering 21 Co-Workers by Poisoning Their Lunches
1	1 Vote	"Rowdy" Roddy Piper Scares a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	I Make Them Into a Caped Crusader Kings
1	1 Vote	What Did Burr Do After Scoring at the Beach – Saltwater Poisoning
1	1 Vote	What Channel Is It on and What Are the Facts Behind the Lens
1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Trade Watch Is Back to Pwotect and Suwve
1	1 Vote	The Rise in Germany to Ban Neck Ties
1	1 Vote	Back to Profit From Terrorizing?
1	1 Vote	Arson Fears After New Alien Study Reveals "Mental Torture"
1	1 Vote	UK Heatwave to Return to Solve a Murder Mystery. Sort Of...

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