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111	111 Vote	Mattel's Gender-Neutral Dolls Are Ready for Penises
111	111 Vote	Police Forcefully Yank One-Year-Old Baby From Its Beef Supply
111	111 Vote	YouTuber Jake Paul Sued for Allegedly Planning an ISIS-Inspired Mass Shooting
111	111 Vote	This Woman's Powerful Photo Shows You at What Age You'll Become a "Gamer"
110	110 Vote	The Food You Should Never Buy at Garage Sales
110	110 Vote	Ariana Grande's Engagement Is So Much More Important Than UK Relations Post-Brexit
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
109	109 Vote	A Florida Python Named Elvis Is Helping Protesters With Bail
109	109 Vote	Lizard Gets a Fourth Child: "I Love Big Families"
109	109 Vote	89-Year-Old Grandma and Grandson Back From Hell
109	109 Vote	Kanye West Says He Died in Police Pursuit
108	108 Vote	No, Alexa Won't Stop Global Warming
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
108	108 Vote	Ludacris Picks Up Mysterious Signal From Space
107	107 Vote	Trump Goes on Anti-Muslim Rant at McDonald's: Police Remove
107	107 Vote	Scientists "Miserable" After World's Oldest-Known Spider Dies in Rehab Facility
105	105 Vote	F-Word Wins in Landslide
104	104 Vote	Here's How to Get Possessed by Demons
104	104 Vote	Browns Fans Are Getting Turned Into Biosludge, Then Deposited on Crops 1	1
104	104 Vote	Chick-Fil-A to Stop Imprisoning Women for Dancing
104	104 Vote	Elon Musk Tweets About "French Kissing" Animals
103	103 Vote	Sick of Each Decade
103	103 Vote	Everybody Is in HIDING, FROM SHAME. Just Kidding, We Don't Got That
103	103 Vote	Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
102	102 Vote	My Toast Shot Out of My Daughter
102	102 Vote	Ducks Determined to Show "Nuclear Capabilities" Amid North Korea Briefings
101	101 Vote	18 Fun and Affordable Ways to Save Congress From Itself
100	100 Vote	Trump Orders ICE to Release New Album
100	100 Vote	North Korea Missile Test Is a Win-Win for Parents and Pets
99	99 Vote	Massive Antarctic Iceberg the Size of Jupiter
98	98 Vote	Tom Holland Fans Are "Not OK"
98	98 Vote	Taco Bell Introducing New National Security Strategy
98	98 Vote	Devil Went Down to Lowest Ever Credit Rating Change
98	98 Vote	David Cameron Could Be the WWE's Next Superstar
97	97 Vote	Man Arrested After Illegally Crossing Canadian Border to China in the Port of Palermo, Sicily
96	96 Vote	Picking the Best Halloween Candy Laced With THC
96	96 Vote	Walruses Gathering Near the Glass Door Again
96	96 Vote	European Union Members Prepare to Add Typo
96	96 Vote	Two People Arrested in a Toaster
95	95 Vote	Republican: I'm Telling Mom!

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