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161	161 Vote	How America Can Literally Run on Dunkin Donut
160	160 Vote	10 Makeup Products You Should Absolutely Never Eat Again
160	160 Vote	Luigi Gets a Woody at the Royal Wedding, but Why?
159	159 Vote	For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
157	157 Vote	Green Up Your Ass 1	1
156	156 Vote	Mommy! Can I Get High
156	156 Vote	These 22 Birds With Arms Are Making Hand Sanitizer With High Proof Alcohol
155	155 Vote	New York Was Full of Semen
155	155 Vote	Twitter Defends Decision Not to Use Turn Signal
154	154 Vote	Snake Tries to Fight Online Extremism
154	154 Vote	Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
149	149 Vote	Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
149	149 Vote	No, There Is Nothing Better Than John Cena Because He's the Best
148	148 Vote	Why You Should Propose With Egg
147	147 Vote	The Truth About the 4th of July 4th of July Fourth
146	146 Vote	Sometimes, It's Ok to Do the Unthinkable
144	144 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
144	144 Vote	7-Year-Old Beats Cancer, Takes on Death, Futurists and Cryonics
143	143 Vote	A 75-Year-Old Mom Lost Her Job After Quitting
143	143 Vote	STUDY: Skipping Breakfast Can Lead to "End of Civilization" 1	1
143	143 Vote	How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards 2	2
142	142 Vote	Wisconsin Is Starting to Fly Away
142	142 Vote	Report: FBI Attempting to Enter Home Through Dog Door
142	142 Vote	SMOKING GUN: President Caught on Video Casually Slapping an Alligator Off the Shelves
141	141 Vote	17 Killed in Freak Sleepwalking Accident
140	140 Vote	Opinion: England Will See You Later Alligator!
140	140 Vote	It's Friday, and You Are a Thing
138	138 Vote	Volkswagen Recalls Cars, SUVs With Defect That Can Eat, Grow and Evolve
138	138 Vote	Barack Obama Explains What It's Like to Join 9GAG
137	137 Vote	10 Years Later, Japan Is Still Waiting to Get Laid
136	136 Vote	A Reminder That the Earth Is Flat
135	135 Vote	Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
134	134 Vote	US to Sue Bird
134	134 Vote	Smoking Marijuana May Heighten Risk of Being a Personal Assistant to an Upcoming MCU Sequel 1	1
134	134 Vote	The Best Diva Moments From WW1
134	134 Vote	Harvard Law School to Use N-Word
133	133 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Going to Sit Here and Cry
133	133 Vote	Repent, Ye Sinners: The Monkeys Are Coming for Your Wallet

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