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54,631 smashes / 145,204 upvotes / smashed from 21,035 real headlines

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4	4 Vote	You Don't Know How Freaking Badass This Woman Is Here to Save Money at Whole Foods
4	4 Vote	They Took a Selfie With a Space Baby!
4	4 Vote	5 Quotes From Celebs About How NOT to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
4	4 Vote	Ugh, Food Stamps Eat Dinner
4	4 Vote	Die Hard Works Because It's Too Fat and Socially Immobile
4	4 Vote	When Your Dad Is Letting Kids Make Themselves
4	4 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Bucks
4	4 Vote	14 British Podcasts You Need to Get Laid
4	4 Vote	Panic! At the Oscars That Got the Avengers
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Does, and She Talks to Jesus, and She's Finally Acting Like a Ghost World?
4	4 Vote	Arcade Fire Phone Booth + iPad + Corner Store = Mexico's New Bank?
4	4 Vote	Taylor Townsend Is My Grandma
4	4 Vote	Well of Course You Do
4	4 Vote	I Waited a While to Make $200 MILLION This Year
4	4 Vote	We Throw Around the World Cup
4	4 Vote	Should We Be Concerned That a Majority of Americans Are Lazy Moochers
4	4 Vote	This Bulldog Hates Being Called a Pizzle
4	4 Vote	Most Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With a Tiny Piece of Praline
4	4 Vote	5 Ways "Minecraft" Is Good for America's Bottom Line
4	4 Vote	Watch a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
4	4 Vote	Kids Under 5 Minutes
4	4 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Pick a Fight Like a Girl
4	4 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Is the Fact You've Never Actually Badmouthed Marvel Movies in 2015
4	4 Vote	Naked Woman Dancing With Cop at Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Menu Item
4	4 Vote	Former Microsoft Executive Wants to Be a B*tch
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
4	4 Vote	The Kid Should Be Compulsory
4	4 Vote	What's Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your FACE, Prius!
4	4 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talked to Letterman About the Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
4	4 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Soul
4	4 Vote	A Guy Thought It'd Be Funny to Assault Women on His Luck Wins $250,000 on Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket While on Grandfather's Lap
4	4 Vote	The Assault on Your Baby Poop
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: With Child Car Seats Is Rear-Facing the Way All Gay Men Should: With a Rear Naked Choke
4	4 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Paralyzed, and She Ain't Afraid to Relate to Your Selfie Loathing
4	4 Vote	Here's a Simple Marijuana Question of Porn and Pride
4	4 Vote	Dragon's Dogma Finds a Love Affair in "The Judge"
4	4 Vote	Let Us Regulate Your Lady Parts. It's FALSE
4	4 Vote	How Vast Is the Insane Unofficial Sequel to The Star-Spangled Banner
4	4 Vote	Lululemon Shopping Spree for Two, Compliments of Christian Dads With Daughters Like This Amazing Green Moving Light Thingy. It's Chemistry!
4	4 Vote	His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the Day Where Even Broad Daylight Is Too Gentle a Word for What Feels Like a Dick Joke

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