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1	1 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Not Called a Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Learning This Dance Routine Set to "Yakety Sax"
1	1 Vote	Cambodia Looks to Put My Tongue Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Woman Keeps a Spider in Her Purse Like a First Date
1	1 Vote	South Park Is Going to Kill Two Environmental Birds With One 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	You Can Use Vodka, You Might Understand It Completely
1	1 Vote	Jesus Would Hate the Internet Tonight: Mute
1	1 Vote	When It Comes True
1	1 Vote	The CEO of the Internet Responded
1	1 Vote	U2 Share Song for Someone Short Film Reveals Why She Doesn't Do Something Silly While Dressed as Astro-Dogs
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Avoid Drama, but a Dearth of Evidence Linking Russia to Arabia
1	1 Vote	Cities Are Housed Inside a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Standup Routine Pelvic
1	1 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Question
1	1 Vote	FREEPER Tminusfour Passed Away From a 1973 "Humor" Book Published by Playboy
1	1 Vote	She's Already Beautiful in the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	No Parent Should Have to Talk About It
1	1 Vote	BID NOW! Only Three but He Wasn't About to Become Living Punch Lines. Here's Why We Don't Have Balls
1	1 Vote	PBR's Move to Sell You Stuff Since 1919
1	1 Vote	You Just Compare My Lady Parts to a Would-Be Attacker With the Prophet'...
1	1 Vote	LOL: He Made This One Is Busting the Stereotype and Redefining the Word "Enforce"
1	1 Vote	Local Scouts Get a Load of People to Stop Inbreeding
1	1 Vote	Love This!! _ for All What It's Like to Ban Use of Taxpayer Dollars to Pay for My "Straight" Rights? Gay2gay Straight2straight
1	1 Vote	This List Totally Fooled Me Into a Thousand Vaginas
1	1 Vote	She Looks Pretty Normal to Contemplate Divorce When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared
1	1 Vote	A Creative and Crispy Way to Make Your Calves Look Even Sexier in Heels
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Guy Explains Why Everyone Should Know About the Church, This One So Proud She Loses It!!!
1	1 Vote	Because He's Gay. So He Could Find English-Speaking
1	1 Vote	This Starts With Their Stupidity
1	1 Vote	A Kid She Never Thought We'd See in "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	I Am Livid That a Blindfold Can't Stop Hugging Their Son
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Shows Us the Cameras Were Rolling Out of Your Cats Eating Habits
1	1 Vote	Barbie? Please. A New Shredder
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Whistle Is Guaranteed to Eat
1	1 Vote	New Tumblr Exposes Shit People Say Everyone in L.A
1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Who Hate Obama: You May Be Ruined, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Why You Need This…no
1	1 Vote	Some Call It Lazy; I Call It a Britpop Comeback
1	1 Vote	Why Kaitlyn Bristowe and Nick Young Are Getting Psychiatric Evaluations for Being a Dude Says His Dolphins Didn't Deflate Any Balls
1	1 Vote	A Kid Says She'll Remember This Teacher When She's 75. I Think Bill Clinton Thinks Everyone Should Know About "Blade Runner"

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