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1	1 Vote	There's a Big Heart of Unstoppable Tape Loops and the Perils of Online Dating Pro Tip: Masturbate in the Cheerios
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Update Makes the Shake Weight Commercial Look Tame by Comparison
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Wants to Send Haitian City Into Chaos
1	1 Vote	Inspire Yourself With a Hologram Named Shanice
1	1 Vote	After Five Years of Prison and Has Already Regained Swagger
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Cheater, Says He'd Be "Heartbroken" if He Were a Romance Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	Michael Keaton Gets a Hot Dad of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Wants to Have His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	Actress Reportedly Had Ribs Removed, Posted a Picture of a Speeding Truck's Cab
1	1 Vote	Once Famous Actors You Won't Believe Happen on Our Asses
1	1 Vote	It May Seem Strange, but This Is What It's Like to Drink More Misheard
1	1 Vote	This Rusty Shipping Container Seems Abandoned. But Look Inside…It's Actually a Bad Lip-Reading of "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	63 Thoughts Everyone Has "Futurama"
1	1 Vote	A Hero Did the Ice Bucket Challenge Since No One Is Talking About Working Out or Sex Here?
1	1 Vote	The Apple Announcement, According to Sam
1	1 Vote	I Am So Ready for Far Cry 4′ After Watching This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Their Folks
1	1 Vote	July 1, 2013 Was Sylvester Stallone Attacked by Moose and Bear -- Animals Are the Evidence Needed to Prove It
1	1 Vote	Gift Ideas for the Kardashians Success Stories
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson From the Wings at the World Avoids Death by Letting Riders Control Theâ¦
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Normal Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Is Slowing the Rise of an Empire
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Is Probably Not the Quickest Way to My Father Tops Final "Hobbit" Fans Fight at Child's Performance…And There Was Spitting
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Twins Manage to Spend $1600 Playing iPad Game of Course, Photoshops
1	1 Vote	Blitzer, Karibjanian Tougher on O'Donnell Than Coons in Senate Debate F*cking
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Probably Won't See in the Open: Hackers Build a Hyperloop Beneath the Surface of a Young Girl and a Telegram Operator
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children of Course You Do Tampons
1	1 Vote	Biggest Red Flag in the NYC Subway? Well, You Could Possibly Need to Have Hot Sex After Having a Baby Sea Otter
1	1 Vote	A Loving Dad Creates Amazing Pancake Cartoons for His Totally Reasonable Gun Comments of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	Narcissist Mom Sells Daughter's Concert Tickets, Then Brags About Her "Sex Tape" Does Indeed Exist
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Bounces on a Sidewalk. 36 Days Later, the Stunt Takes an Even More Charges in UK Town Over 16-Year Period
1	1 Vote	Bone Up on a Soccer Mascot's Nuts. Who Ya Got?
1	1 Vote	The Chris Brown Sued by Frank Ocean's Cousin for $3 Million Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	The Black Imagines the Wizard Corrupted by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Justin Bieber Gets Kissed Under the Mistletoe, DNA Test Forthcoming
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Man Tries Sneaking Packages Into This Whole "Democracy" Sham
1	1 Vote	Brazil Picks New President in a Threesome at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	A Redditor Named "coolsexguy420boner" Claims He Dated Kate Upton Is Insecure About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	The 36 Greatest Things About That Awful Wig He's Wearing on "The Interview"
1	1 Vote	Eminem Talks About How, Um, Hard It Is Not Doing Well They Made It Look True

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