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199	199 Vote	America Needs to Retire. Now
191	191 Vote	Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon 1	1
185	185 Vote	Trump Administration Promises 100 Million Coronavirus Cases
149	149 Vote	Sponge Bob Tried to Disrupt Our Democracy. They Failed.
145	145 Vote	You Don't Have to Suck
142	142 Vote	Kittens, They Don't Care
123	123 Vote	Coronavirus Is Giving Away Free Memberships to Residents of Towns With Sexually Suggestive Names
121	121 Vote	Supreme Court Blocks Trump's Attempt to Pet a Lion
117	117 Vote	FF7 Remake: How to Beat Donald Trump
102	102 Vote	Steve Bannon Being Arrested for Allegedly Forgetting Thou Shalt Not Steal
101	101 Vote	Austria Introduces Measures to Fight Godzilla
100	100 Vote	5-Year-Old Is One of America's "Worst Governors"
92	92 Vote	The People Want the Butthole Version of What Will Happen With Climate Change
86	86 Vote	Stop F**king Scamming Me and My Family
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
84	84 Vote	Trump Wants Greenland Because It's Delicious
81	81 Vote	The Bloody Power of Doing Good Recklessly
81	81 Vote	I Am the Least Racist Person in This Movie Theaters
78	78 Vote	Dumbass Refuses to Push Agenda
75	75 Vote	Is Ketamine a Safe Space 1	1
75	75 Vote	I'm Not a Good Thing
71	71 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is My Bone Broth
69	69 Vote	Man Amusingly Performs A-Ha's "Take on Me" by Strategically Hitting Himself in the EYE
64	64 Vote	Tropical Storm Beta Expected to Be Funny
63	63 Vote	I Hope to Deploy Lethal Robots
62	62 Vote	CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Now Swim in Ponds
59	59 Vote	Mitch McConnell Draws on His Ass
56	56 Vote	Make No Mistake: Biden's Success Is an "Embarrassment"
53	53 Vote	California Wildfires Plagued by Archaic Sexists
52	52 Vote	CNN Rips Trump for Having Dreadlocks
51	51 Vote	U.S. On Pace to Be ~That~ Expensive
50	50 Vote	71-Year-Old Grandmother Visited by FBI Over Attending January Trump Rally in a SHARK CAGE
50	50 Vote	William Shatner Will Reportedly Participate in an Infinite Loop
47	47 Vote	Biden Reportedly Has a Date With Hello Kitty
46	46 Vote	2023 Has Been Killed by a Gun
45	45 Vote	"Jeopardy" Deserves Better Than Our President
44	44 Vote	Winnie the Pooh Goes on Deadly Shooting Spree Through City
44	44 Vote	Don't Go Breaking My Brain Signals
43	43 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Formally Launches Bid to Have Sex
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis

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