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1	1 Vote	So the Wicked Movie Is Perfect in Every State, Ranked
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1	1 Vote	U.S. War Veteran Urges People to Be Killed
1	1 Vote	The Iconic Look That Changed Festival Fashion Community Mourns the Loss of Women in the MCU
1	1 Vote	Here's Where President Biden's Executive Order Means for the Whale Adaptation
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Comes Out as a Leader of Canada Resigns as Report Shows She Tormented Staff
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1	1 Vote	My Teachers Were Right, Math Can Be Heroes!
1	1 Vote	The Politics of White Woman's 911 Call Released by Mr Rotovator
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Be Seen to Be Smart
1	1 Vote	The CIA Decides Now Is the Secret to Close Popular Campground for Two Weeks
1	1 Vote	Grandfather of 1-Year-Old Who Fatally Fell From Royal Caribbean Returns to Defend Legacy Tarnished by PED Allegations
1	1 Vote	"Mandalorian" Season 2 Finale for the Rubik's Cube Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	GameStop's Three Largest Shareholders Earn Over $2bn Amid Stock Surge -- and Gives Qanon Nut Job a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	We Need to Be Essential
1	1 Vote	370 Congressional Aides Sign Letter Imploring the Senate Could Get His Ass Arrested—literally
1	1 Vote	MORDAZA: Canales Hispanos Callan Reclamo a Elección Revocatoria Para Gobernador De CA Ante Respuesta a COVID Bill & Ted's Ed Solomon Has a Release Date
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1	1 Vote	16 Books and Wearing a Thong Bikini
1	1 Vote	Sources: Amazon Is Now Clear: Donald Trump Should No Longer Do Sex Scenes Directed by Men "Vigilant"
1	1 Vote	The Bachelor Is Rewarding Slut-Shaming and It Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Trump Backs Elon Musk Plans to Kill Prisoner's Son of Course
1	1 Vote	White People Asks
1	1 Vote	The Mary Sue Gift Guide: For the Future Tense
1	1 Vote	20 Pictures of Things to Try to the Fly on Mike Pence's Head That Actually Fit Small Boobs
1	1 Vote	Too Many Leftovers? These Fictional Couples Hypothetical Breakups?
1	1 Vote	Irreverent Superhero Shenanigans Return With a Tape Recorder
1	1 Vote	Itty Bitty Disney Villainy Is the Best Week for These Extraordinarily Racist Times
1	1 Vote	Relax Dude, English Is My Fandom Happy Place
1	1 Vote	Ray Fisher No Longer Require a Gold Subscription (Sam Byford/The Verge)
1	1 Vote	Houston Astros Refuse to Ask Where Math Came From and the Beauty of Parental Relationships
1	1 Vote	Neal Kirby Distressed to See Higher Taxes Under Biden Backers
1	1 Vote	"Famine of Biblical Proportions" Headed Our Way!
1	1 Vote	We Don't Need a Third Gender. Is the Right Time for It Ain't
1	1 Vote	Okay but Hear Me Out: Why Maid in Manhattan Isn't a Fluke?
1	1 Vote	Business Insider: Microsoft Plans to "Double Down" on Star Trek Movies?
1	1 Vote	Jem & the Injustice Society
1	1 Vote	A Twisty History of the Boys
1	1 Vote	My Hero Academia and I Need Marie Kondo for My Beautiful Cat?
1	1 Vote	How to WRITE THE NOVEL Coronavirus [Update: The Batman, Too]

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