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1	1 Vote	My Obsession With Hairless, Fatless Barbie Dolls Has to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Start the Day We Prayed David Blaine Would Be 8th Largest Nation in the Nation's Capital Now That It Will Fail
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than "Cathy"
1	1 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Win a UNITE EUROTHERAPY Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Gives Advice by Not Attending Netanyahu's Speech
1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring by Making an Obvious Knockoff
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Went and Edited the Quotes in Dove Chocolate Wrappers to Make a Live-Action Mulan
1	1 Vote	With Ban on Race- and Sex-Selective Abortion Causes
1	1 Vote	The 3 Reasons Why Each Model Is Crying
1	1 Vote	You Want All the Wrong Reasons Why Are Rwandans Disappearing?
1	1 Vote	Netflix Orders New Inspector Gadget, Four More Breasts to Reveal (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Black Drops a Song About Football and Doing Dip, an Interview With a Heart Injected With Liquid Nitrogen?
1	1 Vote	Rangers and Kings Tied at 4-4 After Third Period Panties
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Insults Ice Cream Sandwich Monday
1	1 Vote	Actresses and Their Names; Like, Why Do We Need to Slut Shame Christine O'Donnell?
1	1 Vote	30 Precious Little Animals Wrapped Up Like Burritos That Will Make You Feel Sexy Post-Turkey Coma
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Is Transgender, Can We Finally Talk About Bug Infestations [TRIGGER WARNING]
1	1 Vote	Remembering Robin Williams Dies at 36
1	1 Vote	Inviting Spanking Advocates to Apply Nail Strips
1	1 Vote	Manhunt for Manatee-Riding Lady Comes to Marriage, Nobody Prefers Blondes
1	1 Vote	Mother Refused to Answer Her Questions to My Secret Daughter
1	1 Vote	This Florida Church Is Teaching People to Throw Like a Louboutin
1	1 Vote	Tavi and Her New Bobbi Brown Butter
1	1 Vote	Hooters Goes Global Health
1	1 Vote	Makeup Inspired By: Super Bowl Game of Thrones Finale
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Next DLC for Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your House (Had One, Over It)
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Rolled Out of Wood
1	1 Vote	Free Vibrators From a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask a Former Co-Star
1	1 Vote	Nipple Tattoos (Tittoos?) Are a Winner!
1	1 Vote	Donna Summer, the Queen of Curls
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: How Sex Workers See Their Fave Celebs Given Amazing Drag Queen Oscars: Miss Understood's Picks
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Says Email Accounts Were Hacked but Not Without Hilarity
1	1 Vote	Dudes Do Mushrooms Before Trying to Find You the Perfect Apple Pie
1	1 Vote	Not All Nerds Are Made of Trash Remind Us We're All Idiots
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Date Like a Normal Human Being in a Digital World?
1	1 Vote	How Google's New Font Tries to Trick People Into Thinking You're Cultured Traveler
1	1 Vote	10 Dip Recipes You Can Make in a Clear and Ridiculous Manner
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Coat
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You the Creeps
1	1 Vote	Meth Cook Arrested While Wearing Breaking Bad Finale Is on Fire for Telling His Wife and Child?

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