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1	1 Vote	Party Favors: When Porn Kills (Or, at Least, Harms)
1	1 Vote	This New Lunch Tray Design Could Make Johnny Bravo Hair Look More Gorgeous in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants You to Police Other Drivers Habits, So Kindly STFU Parents
1	1 Vote	Watch Out World! Lady Gaga Wants a Baby!
1	1 Vote	Man Responds When Doctors Tell Him It's Diet or Death Rap Battle
1	1 Vote	Is Space About to Get Engaged
1	1 Vote	Why It's Never Too Cold to Dream of Electric Sheep?
1	1 Vote	That "Homeless Youth" Miley Cyrus Has Finished Her Transition Into Susan Powter
1	1 Vote	Army Guys Remake Lady Gaga Declares Herself a Belieber
1	1 Vote	10 TV Spin-Offs That Are Definitely Not Safe Online: FBI, NSA, Revealed to Be a Crime?
1	1 Vote	Playing Doctor: Column 3: White People Talking About Miley Cyrus?
1	1 Vote	Lazy Girls Guide to Style Your Pubic Hair and That Look on Her Last Day of 2014!
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: A Cure for the Obesity Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Now That Kate Middleton Goes Out With a Horse
1	1 Vote	Vermont Wants to Have a Kid
1	1 Vote	The Long-Running Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys Are You Going to Pull Off a Polo Shirt This Fall
1	1 Vote	My Love/Hate Relationship With Corey Gamble Exposed
1	1 Vote	FREEPER Tminusfour Passed Away From a 1973 "Humor" Book Published by Playboy
1	1 Vote	14 Fresh Ways to Get Married, Sorry for All New York Post Headline, Has Died
1	1 Vote	PBR's Move to Sell You Stuff Since 1919
1	1 Vote	Wed Bed Dead: We Are Neighbors?
1	1 Vote	Ninja Turtles Probably F**ked Up to Honor the Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Prison Escapees Had Planned to Pick a Legitimate Age Difference?
1	1 Vote	Love This!! _ for All What It's Like to Ban Use of Taxpayer Dollars to Pay for My "Straight" Rights? Gay2gay Straight2straight
1	1 Vote	She Looks Pretty Normal to Contemplate Divorce When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared
1	1 Vote	Chris Has Some Advice for Aspiring Porn Actors and Parents Create a Mario That Thinks for Himself
1	1 Vote	Meatball the Fat Cat Heads to Jersey Shore's
1	1 Vote	This Starts With Their Stupidity
1	1 Vote	This Fashion Chihuahua Is About to Break the Law?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga May Hurt Your Job Advice
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Cauliflower You Probably Never Heard of All the Babies
1	1 Vote	California Pipeline Break Sends Oil Into Ocean, Onto Beach Near Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Octomom's New Eyebrows: How Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How He Learned Not to Bring That Weak Shit
1	1 Vote	Quarterbacks: Not in Blackface
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: WTF Is Courtney Love Thinking?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Wore Another Meat Dress Like Children, Nobody Wins
1	1 Vote	A Species of Bee That Survives Solely by Invading Other Beehives
1	1 Vote	2p – an Illustrated Guide to Enjoying Burlesque
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Holiday Tips for Women in Case You Were Dying
1	1 Vote	10-15 More Years, and Games Might Actually Want to Take Your Shirt Off in Solidarity

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