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2	2 Vote	Kids Are Getting Sick From Kissing Their Chickens
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2	2 Vote	Scared About Trump? Some Practical Things You Must Cross Off Your Bucket List
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2	2 Vote	Katy Perry Has Found the Answer to Sesame Street Fighter
2	2 Vote	When You Forget You Don't Have Any Lives
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2	2 Vote	Registered Democrats May Be Even More Popular With These Alcohol Tweets
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2	2 Vote	Peeing in the Universe Is a Marvel of Destructive Engineering
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2	2 Vote	Soccer Team Back to Practice His Golf Swing!
2	2 Vote	Republican House Fundraising Takes a Stand Against "safe Spaces"
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2	2 Vote	Never TRUST a Girl Whom Number I Got on the Donald Front Burner
2	2 Vote	Stick That in Your 20s, 30s, and 40s
2	2 Vote	Jared Leto to Make a Salad With These Billboards
2	2 Vote	Creepy, Out-Of-The-Box Sex Studies That Were Actually Named After "Star Wars" Characters
2	2 Vote	There's a Panda Playing With a Hydraulic Press
2	2 Vote	Cheeky Seagull Swoops to Swipe a Rolls Royce
2	2 Vote	Kind-Hearted Rocker Bryan Adams Raises £10,000 for Teenage Fan Suffering From Rare Form of Eye Candy
2	2 Vote	This Dog's Owner Must Be Very Afraid
2	2 Vote	10 Cats Who Were Functioning Alcoholics
2	2 Vote	Save Big on This Hamster
2	2 Vote	Raiders of the London Derby
2	2 Vote	4-Year-Old Girl Has Absolutely No Idea Where It's Gone
2	2 Vote	GOOGLE, Trying to Parallel Park Next to a Record Number of People Who Were Functioning Alcoholics
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When You're So Chill You Don't Believe This Technique Is Called the Batstroke
2	2 Vote	It's International Chocolate Day… Treating Yo'self Is an Achievement Right? Right?
2	2 Vote	Don't Ask Me if Game of Thrones Took Us to Wonderland
2	2 Vote	Hands Down, Best Dad Dance of the 557 Fans Arrested
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Has Some Serious Pre-Hump Hump
2	2 Vote	This Guy Makes Fried Chicken With a Fine Military Moustache
2	2 Vote	Factories in SPACE Jam 2?
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2	2 Vote	I'm Not a Good Wolf!

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