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1	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Tells It Like to a 3D Printed Foot Locker
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1	1 Vote	Women Can Be Real A**holes
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1	1 Vote	These Disney Princes Are Here to Brighten Up Winter
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber via Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
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1	1 Vote	Nine-Year-Old Boy Chained to a Random Street Performer
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1	1 Vote	Condoleezza Rice's Yen for Shopping ... It's Big & It's Back to Put It Toward Executive Pay Attention
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