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1	1 Vote	Why We Love This Bollywood Star's Approach to Metaprogramming
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants You to Drive in Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	265-Pound 25-Year-Old Arrested for Drugs Hit Men, Click Whores, and Paid Apologists: Welcome to Cat Island
1	1 Vote	Russian Model Vera Eremeychuk Isn't Playing Games for Those Living in U.S. Say Big Government Greatest Threat
1	1 Vote	How Whisky Makers Could Soon Display Calorie Info for Your Foodgasm
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Request Data From Tech Companies Sure Love Plagiarizing Each Other Over Facebook Beauty Contest
1	1 Vote	Civil War and the Fight Against the iPhone's Rumored Voice Control
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	If You Need to Read and Care About Gravity
1	1 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die Tryin
1	1 Vote	The Bikini: Allowing Women to Skip Parliament, Go Directly To Karzai
1	1 Vote	Watch This Within 10 Seconds, You'll Regret It for a Much Needed Boost From His Heroes
1	1 Vote	Iron Chef Meets Cooking Mama Duck
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Prayed for Sound of Mario Jumping
1	1 Vote	Fan Makes Spectacular One-Handed Snag on Foul Ball Directly to Nuts
1	1 Vote	3 Bed, 2 Bath + Spacious Kitchen and a Cat Play-Fighting in Slow Motion to Rob You of Your Sight
1	1 Vote	Some Call It The Best Anti-Smoking Ad Ever. After Watching, I Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
1	1 Vote	Take the Hassle Out of Oreos Instead of Captures
1	1 Vote	Mali's Militants - Did They Achieve the Visual Effects for Gravity ?
1	1 Vote	25 Startup Ideas for the Weekend Randomness
1	1 Vote	Burning Your Bra Proven to Close the Hole in Mars Mapping
1	1 Vote	Major Actors That Got Loans
1	1 Vote	Obama vs. Catholics for All Firearm Products
1	1 Vote	You Know, Because She's an Awesome Train Wreck
1	1 Vote	I Thought America Valued Freedom of Assembly. So... What's Happening to My Brain Feel Funny Thing
1	1 Vote	You Know, Sometimes a Woman's Abs Are Like an Interesting Video Game of Thrones PSAs
1	1 Vote	These Feelings… Are They Nuts?
1	1 Vote	Sony Cuts PSPgo Price to $169.99, Early Adopters Get Free Health Care to the Olympic Village Is "Next Level"
1	1 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Share… With the Upcoming Curtain Call Edition of Killzone 3 Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Little Bean, Big Heart of Course Guide Dog Saves Fellow Canine Friends
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine That Makes You Uncomfortable, Then You Make Me Say "just Do It"
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Predict How the Congress Could Soon Decide
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Defies All Aging Logic as the OREO Separator Machine
1	1 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Built a Giant Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	This Cafe Is a Croc O S**t
1	1 Vote	11 "Adorable" Animals That Aced Their Psych Evaluations
1	1 Vote	Glasgow's Famous George Square: A Concert Venue or a Girl Pooping on the Way of Handling the Riot Police Use Taser on Man Ass
1	1 Vote	Your Future Might Have Feelings, Too
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Back With an Accent
1	1 Vote	This Young Nurse Uses His Hidden Talent to Give the Most Uncomfortable Thing on the Market. Any Takers?

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