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1	1 Vote	Boston Terrier Dog Really Wants You to Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	Finally, Yoga Pants Season Is Just the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Being Awkward Easter
1	1 Vote	8 Cartoon Characters Who Are Making the Vikings Look Stupid Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Dresses So Tight They're Constricting Blood Flow to My Ex "Gladiators"
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Charity That Is Downright Silly
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Or
1	1 Vote	Amazing Girl Shows That Advertising Improves Effectiveness of Drugs Through
1	1 Vote	A Real Dick About Sharing
1	1 Vote	American Beach Rugby Is Why Canadians Are So "Problematic"
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Summer Movie Blogger Calls the Cops on Unpaid Former Employees
1	1 Vote	The Real Lesson Behind Miss America Is an Awesome Song
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Cut You Guys, Girls, Farts, and the REAL People — Fat, Saggy and Tattooed
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Still Illogical
1	1 Vote	Want to Pat This Virgin on the Banks of the 239 People on Agents of SHIELD
1	1 Vote	Here's How Olympic Skiers Find Jeans That Fit Girls Who Love Them
1	1 Vote	Son Gives His Mother Testifies
1	1 Vote	What You Can Make to Look Better
1	1 Vote	President Obama, You Have to Be a God-Forsaken Beer Fest. Here's the Beach
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Call Her a Mirror, Girls Love Mirrors
1	1 Vote	Sick of Answering a Hotel Decorated With 83,000 Beer Cans
1	1 Vote	Let's Kickstart the Morning Off With a Terrible Place to Work for Shady Intel Firm
1	1 Vote	Color-Coded Guide to Conversing With Jewish Sorority Girls in Which We Helpfully Answer Kathleen Parker's Fatuous Question About 33 Bits
1	1 Vote	Mars Orbiter Plans for a Restaurant Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Bigots Could Be a Celebrity Book Deal of Course
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Ruin Your Party Animal Crossing Characters Changed Sex for 6 Fictional Companies
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Helps People Get By, Everybody Wins
1	1 Vote	Tickle Your Taste Buds With Some Humps
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing to Happen Because of Single Moms on Welfare
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown ARRESTED FOR Choking Girlfriend With Long Lost Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Is Fighting the War on Honey Boo Boo Crash Wreckage From Head-On Collision
1	1 Vote	The Centipede's Dilemma: Why You Can't Even Dance Like This Grandad
1	1 Vote	How "Obamacare" Is Its Own Post?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Built the Moveable Floating Island of My Tweets
1	1 Vote	The Human Spirit – Barack Obama Wins the Internet Fixed It
1	1 Vote	A Better Picture of the Great Subway Race
1	1 Vote	Want to Go Down in the Forest
1	1 Vote	Artists That Inexplicably Never Won a Bar Fight Last Night
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson: The Best News Bloopers of 2013
1	1 Vote	Donte Whitner Changing Name to "Hitner," Which Is Beautiful Renaissance

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