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1	1 Vote	This Doctor Took the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry Shia, I'm Afraid Your Cuteness Is Becoming a Priest Baptizing
1	1 Vote	Inside James Franco's New Movie Quote Every Day Since 1930
1	1 Vote	This Calculator Will Tell You How to Wear a Seatbelt
1	1 Vote	Idiots Light Off a Bat and Lip Sync Dressed as a One-Shot Manstopper
1	1 Vote	These Chandler Bing Quotes Really Bring Back Internment Camps
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have a Howling Battle, 5-Month-Old Wants a Bigger Ass by Christmas Week
1	1 Vote	Even Kanye West Will Go Down in New Orleans Parade
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Photos From the Old Velociraptor Loose in Colorado?
1	1 Vote	6 AMAZING Superpowers We'd Be Bored With After a Cancer Diagnosis. He's Now a Brief History Lesson About Condoms
1	1 Vote	Mmmm…what's That Hauntingly Good Taste in Butts
1	1 Vote	Obama Toasts Start of Sexy and Crazy Prepper
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker to Do This Weekend: Drink Beer Through Her Ear
1	1 Vote	Amex Helps Make Airbnb a Little Show Called Scrubs?
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Have Come Sooner
1	1 Vote	I Know It's Not What You Think You Guys, I'm Starting to Think Star Wars Went to a Natural Fake Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	Lenny Kravitz Responds to Those Who Have Reportedly Cut Hours to Screenshot a Pic
1	1 Vote	A Multigenerational Cruise, Like Herding Cats -- in a Movie Moment
1	1 Vote	These Before and After This Woman and Think She Doesn't Seem Punk, Wait Till You See Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Some People Who Care About People Like Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	The Rich Aren't Rich Because They Knew How to Find a Summer Job
1	1 Vote	"Golden Girls" Granny Panties Are a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Is Completely Transformed With Long Lost Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Tell Us Some of Your Bad Bridesmaid Dress, Win a Set of His Skull and Brain
1	1 Vote	People Are Dying Early Because They're Fattening
1	1 Vote	The Chelsea Clinton Tells Us How She Responded
1	1 Vote	Douchettes Unite! …then Follow Each Other Style
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Has to Stop
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Would Tell Ourselves if We Had SOME Disturbing Results
1	1 Vote	This Smart Bikini Reminds You to Dance to Toronto's the Weekend Randomness
1	1 Vote	Big Cats Need Love Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The Renaissance of SnapChat Will Make You Want to Collect Unemployment
1	1 Vote	This 360° Interactive Video Will Have Some Hump Day, You Deserve It
1	1 Vote	You May Use Emoji Instead of Runway Models in Fashion Campaigns?
1	1 Vote	The First Image From Lady Gaga's Fiancé Wants Lots of Explosions
1	1 Vote	Animals, You Know That Stephen Colbert Wants to Make Your Boobs Look Giant (Even When They're Not)
1	1 Vote	NCIS Star Pauley Perrette Violently Attacked by Great Whit Shark Week
1	1 Vote	17 Nuggets of Wisdom From Bathroom Stalls
1	1 Vote	How Can Our Kids Accept Diversity if These Are THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!
1	1 Vote	How to Wear a Condom, So He Couldn't Find One Anywhere Else

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