Headline Smasher

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17,321 smashes / 34,490 upvotes / smashed from 20,782 real headlines

1.7 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

24	24 Vote	WTF, Japan! You're Not Fatter
24	24 Vote	Dog Playing in the Pussy
24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
23	23 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How Furniture Works 1	1
23	23 Vote	You Can't Even F*cking Talk, Says Our New Favorite Celebrity Mess
23	23 Vote	I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees
23	23 Vote	I Hope I Don't Like Being a Grandma
23	23 Vote	6 Police Officers Who Have the Power of Redneck Innovation
22	22 Vote	Candidate Might Not Be Factually Correct
21	21 Vote	These Floating Fiber Sculptures Will Blow Your Balls
21	21 Vote	An Enormous Conference Call With 1000 Slices of Cheese — One Moment While I Vomit
21	21 Vote	The Boob Apron Is a Terrible Ritual
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
20	20 Vote	Wrong Number Texts Are Even Better Than Brain Freeze
20	20 Vote	Black People Feel Good Sometimes
20	20 Vote	Daughter Throws a Fake Wedding for Her Port-A-Potty Farts
20	20 Vote	A Guitar That Just Might Be the Cutest Duck You'll See Today
19	19 Vote	This Guy Comes Up Deep and Dense
19	19 Vote	Double Hump Day Has Gone Horribly Wrong
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
19	19 Vote	The Struggles of Being a Grandma
18	18 Vote	Now That's a Perfect Anti-Theft Strategy
18	18 Vote	Puns So Dumb That You'll Forget Teens Are the Least Healthy Ethnic Group in Sinai
18	18 Vote	Ambassador Rice Asks Not to Be Burned
17	17 Vote	I Peed in My Head Again
17	17 Vote	Owls Get Hangovers Too Much
17	17 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
17	17 Vote	Pistachios Are the Highest Form of Exercise
16	16 Vote	Here Are Some Corgis Just Losing Their Minds
16	16 Vote	Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
15	15 Vote	Girls Who Are Total Crowd-Pleasers
15	15 Vote	Normally I Hate My Lamborghini
15	15 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Skateboard How Most People Fuck
15	15 Vote	23 Signs You're a Hot Non-Vampire
14	14 Vote	Sen. Rand Paul Has Won the Girlfriend Lottery
14	14 Vote	This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
13	13 Vote	Would You Like Cleavage Soup
13	13 Vote	Federal Judge Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin
13	13 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
13	13 Vote	29 Reasons to Fall in Love With a Fork

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