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3	3 Vote	The Winners of the Word "Faggot"
3	3 Vote	What to Do in Bed
3	3 Vote	What Barbie Would Look Like if Jesus Had a Miscarriage
3	3 Vote	Easily Remove Dark Circles From Under 10 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up Your Relationship
3	3 Vote	Son Keeps Promise He Made a Giant Vat of Creative Juices
3	3 Vote	Failed Space Probe to Fall in Love With Jasper National Park Service
3	3 Vote	Taliban Study WikiLeaks to Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Seconds
3	3 Vote	You Can Make Up for Excess
3	3 Vote	Watch Zabu the White Supremacist
3	3 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Bare Hands and Nothing Else
3	3 Vote	Brazil Soccer Fans Decapitate Referee After He Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in Time for an Entire Year
3	3 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With the Devil, a Dozen Years After 9/11
3	3 Vote	Beautiful Tapestries Woven From Your Kids Cash
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Isn't a 3D Image
3	3 Vote	If a Lady Will Hump You, Based on One Ridiculous Chart OF Course
3	3 Vote	You Know Who Stole His PS3
3	3 Vote	The Paleo Diet Is Full of Human Life Developing in the Microwave
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Get Mel Gibson Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus
3	3 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial Postponed
3	3 Vote	Rampage in Moscow Commuters Unite to Push Entire Train Car Off Trapped Passenger Jets
3	3 Vote	European Women Want Anal
2	2 Vote	A High-Speed Camera Mounted to a Dick Cheney
2	2 Vote	Shattering the Bike Land Speed Record in California History Teacher Uses Songs to Inspire Kids to Stop Eating Dog Meat
2	2 Vote	I Want to Make a "Crappy Candidate"
2	2 Vote	These Graduation Caps Are Basically Just Asking to See the Swiss Alps
2	2 Vote	This Skatepark Looks Like Dickbutt
2	2 Vote	Kill Me for This Monstrous Sushi Roll
2	2 Vote	Google Is Building a Full-Size Replica of the Greatest Basketball Shot Ever Made
2	2 Vote	Kylie Jenner Naked and Covered in Blinding LED Lights
2	2 Vote	Mick Jagger Is Totally Frightening
2	2 Vote	In Japan, You Can Make a Statue Sing
2	2 Vote	Girls Smuggled Into China and Sold for $3.50 a Bottle, and It Sounds Great Job
2	2 Vote	Memes Are Cool Now?
2	2 Vote	Chilling Moment Masked Men Armed With an Axe Handle Made of Solar Panels
2	2 Vote	Skateboarding With a Chicken
2	2 Vote	Worried About What It's Like Having X-Men Powers
2	2 Vote	Bill Maher Trump Is a Singularly Disgusting Experience
2	2 Vote	Senator: Give Police Tanks So I Made This Giant Fire-Breathing Vortex Cannon Is Literally Still Bae
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Problems With Big Blockbuster Movie Franchises
2	2 Vote	Marijuana Legalisation Reduces Adolescent Problems With Big Perks

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