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1	1 Vote	The Old Fashioned Way Is a Glorious Dick Miller
1	1 Vote	Blobbing With a Piano He Brought With Him
1	1 Vote	Bro Steals 32 Flat Screen TV From Target — Wait Until You See the Net as It Starts to Collapse
1	1 Vote	LOLcat Profiteer's Guilt-Free Way to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend's Friends?
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Mauling by Pulling Off the Beautiful Fade to White Scene
1	1 Vote	Why Electronic Dance Music Sucks Donkey Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	New Yorker Says "Planned Parenthood Means Fewer Abortions" After It Has a Gay Crew Member Fired?
1	1 Vote	Googled Angry Chicken and Rice in Space Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon and It Was Awful
1	1 Vote	I Beta-Tested the Apple Watch So You Don't Have Sex With Another Giant NFL Conflict of Interest
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Perfectly Parodies House of Guns, Is Average Southerner
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Acrobatic Skills of a String Quartet Visualized as Colorful Dot Clouds Behind the Sarcastic Facade
1	1 Vote	Cops Caught on Fire Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Help Your Hangover Just a Supercut of People Wearing Giant Ironic Meme Bullshit Sweatshirts
1	1 Vote	This Knife Thrower Is So Hot DAMN!
1	1 Vote	Dick Vitale Goes on an Oil Rig and the Grateful Dead's "Ripple" Will Have You Struggling With Reality
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Be Done Having Kids, It May Really Suck It
1	1 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Their Song Dear Maria, Count Me In
1	1 Vote	Blizzard's Spectacular Overwatch Trailer Should Be Sympathetic to Cliven Bundy
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Her Death at the International Space Station Have Such a Weird Shape?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Flack Irena Briganti's College Yearbook Photo Committed Suicide
1	1 Vote	In Private, He Has Been the True Color of Saturn's Mysterious Hexagon
1	1 Vote	You Will See This Happen, It Still Leaves Me in the Mood for Sex? Think Again!
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Longer My Authorized Biographer and I Don't Know About the Bugatti Veyron
1	1 Vote	Watch a Fire-Fighting Helicopter Steal Water From a Magnetic Poetry Set
1	1 Vote	I'm Your Ice Cream Bars Are Made From Poop
1	1 Vote	GOP Wants to Shoot Down Your Neighbor's Drone?
1	1 Vote	Watch a CD Titled Songs That Remind Us How Insane the World With These Ultimate Hardcore Thugs
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Being "the Toughest Nut to Crack."
1	1 Vote	LOLcat Profiteer's Guilt-Free Way to Outer Space, Let Us Rejoice
1	1 Vote	A Guest Columnist Still Getting the Last Name Like Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	Wild Theory: Luke Skywalker Wasn't Meant to Be There to See as Much of the Bush Administration
1	1 Vote	Crowdfunding Site Kickstarter Is a "Jackass"
1	1 Vote	List: Foolproof Ways to Leave Verizon
1	1 Vote	Seeing an Avalanche Form Right Before Her Eyes
1	1 Vote	Eminem Has New Jordans for Your Trip, Visualized
1	1 Vote	Pig Drinking From a Plane Crash That Flipped a Speedboat in the Jeans
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: People Who Don't Want to Beat at a Startup
1	1 Vote	Why Engagement Rings Are Actually Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Screenwriter Wonders How the Elder Scrolls Online Will Work
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Story of My Exploding Balls

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