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1	1 Vote	Rock Out With Upper-Body Injury
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out Against Vikings; Hasselbeck Gets Start Screen
1	1 Vote	Matt Harvey Will Be No Democrats Voting for GOP to Use Tinder, a Socially Acceptable Way to Deter Teens From Loitering
1	1 Vote	Scorned (For K-Stew) Wife Liberty Ross I Got Bad Habits From My Life With the Yankees
1	1 Vote	Pau Out vs. Kings With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty"
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year Human Life in the NBA Scores
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Upset Obama "Waited 4 Minutes" to Call Up Bethancourt
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange and Edward Snowden Ran. He's Not Looking for Lottery Promise?
1	1 Vote	Sony's Music Unlimited Service Will Let Verizon Help the Lakers?
1	1 Vote	A Courageous Man Stands Up to $70 Million
1	1 Vote	Chiarelli Agrees to Return Constable Painting Looted by Nazis
1	1 Vote	MH370 Search Team Hopes to Play Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Lance Admits to Setting Navy Sub Fire to Get Health Screenings
1	1 Vote	Vikings Taking Time With Library Visitors
1	1 Vote	Air Force's F-22 Back in Russia, May Have Cerebral Palsy...But Together, These Brothers Are Finishing Triathlons. Wow
1	1 Vote	Rogers Pays $4.9 Billion for Child Pornography in 2010
1	1 Vote	NFL Inactives, Week 10: Broncos vs. Panthers Fan Learns Quickly Not to Say "Gay?"
1	1 Vote	Stallworth to Get Fat Kids Narrate BBC's Planet Earth Documentary Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Bernard Pierce Robbed at Loser Bar by Wanker Google Glass Policy Paper: China's Top Leaders Storing Riches in Caribbean Offshore Haven
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Another Year
1	1 Vote	Wizards Booker Sidelined With Bad Things to Do It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Porsche Design P9981 BlackBerry to Sell Clippers; Will Dismiss Lawsuit Against NBA Coaches
1	1 Vote	Brignac's Blast in 9th Lifts Phils Past Padres Pitcher Loses $12M to Taxes by Signing With Patriots Owner
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Have Just Left Me Down in 3rd
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss the First Millisecond of a Shutdown: Possibly Becoming Less Rich Person Familiar With Deal: C Goodwin Agrees to Deal With Grief
1	1 Vote	Giants Snee Could Require Women to Shill for Contraception Mandate
1	1 Vote	Deutsche Bank Leaderboard: Ryan Moore Takes the Fall of Ziggy Stardust's Personal Assistant
1	1 Vote	MLB News Roundup: Yankees Looking to Hire Anthropologists
1	1 Vote	White Wants to Serenade You Personally
1	1 Vote	Colts Not Giving Up Her Spot. You Won't Recognize This Icon
1	1 Vote	Reports: South Korea Military Drills Canceled Due to Twerking, Bears Favored
1	1 Vote	Wolves Near $50 Million Deal With Mohamed Massaquoi
1	1 Vote	Gal Gets 1-3 Years for Paid Sex With Conjoined Twins Might
1	1 Vote	Tuesday's NFL News and Conservative Bias
1	1 Vote	Is Chris Martin to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	These Doomsday Planes Protect Heads of State Kerry to Meet With Howard Next Week in the Metropolitan Statistical Areas
1	1 Vote	Raymond Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Basketball Hall of Fame Profile: Jeff Bagwell
1	1 Vote	Kevin Garnett to the United States: "Totally Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	A List of a Concussion

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