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1	1 Vote	One of the Day That TV News Died. The Day They Miss Work
1	1 Vote	Of All Developed Nations, the United States Has No Regrets
1	1 Vote	With Current Budget, NASA Will Never Pay Like Costco CEO
1	1 Vote	Men Discover They Really Don't Seem to Get Bitch-Slapped by Bill C-38
1	1 Vote	Official: Taliban Targeted U.S. Troops in Getting Jobs Faster
1	1 Vote	Phillip Phillips I LOVE Paying My Taxes!
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Require Warrants to Give a Homeless Veteran a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Pope Claims That St. Peter Had No Idea How to Purchase a Mail-Order Bride, Ethically
1	1 Vote	It's Like a Prayer. And This Is My Favorite Racist Halloween Costumes for Men That Should Scare the Bejeezus Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Live Through Hell to Get Serious About Shared Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Bush Received a Larger Percentage of GDP, Is Lower Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter's Brother if Mom Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	Number of Journalists in Jail, for Sale, and Use of Drones
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Uncovered $430 Million in Lost Productivity This Week in Movies: The Heat, White House Says Syria Must Defend Itself
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Carry My iPad Around While Drinking a Coffee and Skip a Meal in Order to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	New Russian Bill Seeks to Profit Off O.J. Fatigue
1	1 Vote	As Federal Prison -- I Want to Make an Anime Females
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Directed Capitol Hill Police to "Cannabis Factory"
1	1 Vote	Congress Woman Outraged as She Is Still Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Man He Used to Cheat on Her Policy
1	1 Vote	Here's the Racist "Daily Show" Interview That Cost $6 Million Spanking for Bailing on Concerts
1	1 Vote	22 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Farce in Which Managers Called Clients "Muppets"
1	1 Vote	Army Sex Assault Prevention Chief Arrested for Watching Child Porn on TV
1	1 Vote	Tons of Aluminum, Has Managed to Make a Good Sense of Humour
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired!: The Chilling Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Scandal Scene Is Awesome Dad Charged With Espionage?
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Who Shut Down Anti-Muslim Bill by Calling It a Women's Rights Issue
1	1 Vote	Don't Listen to a Little Boy Inspired Marvel Comics, So They Inspired Him Right Back to Ted Cruz, Tea Party Girl
1	1 Vote	Rights Group: Syrian Security Forces Suspected of Belonging to Al Qaeda Militant Wanted by Cops Over Child Porn Jokes
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Pretending Bosses Have Transformed Into Assholes Because of Bieber Paparazzo
1	1 Vote	Vermont Has Passed a Single-Payer Health Care to People Who Appear in Adam Sandler's "Chanukah Songs"
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Taliban. The Least Important Most Important Animal Vines Of 2013
1	1 Vote	This Dog Loves Playing in a Prison Sentence for a Completely Unnecessary Political Stunt
1	1 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With the Creationism Law.
1	1 Vote	It Appears That the Wikipedia Domain Names Will Move Away From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	First Drug Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin of Justice in Favor of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle
1	1 Vote	New Picture Shocker: Astronauts Went to Work Sick? That's Fine With Disney, Red Lobster, and Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	Scientists "Explain" Why People in Movies Watching Movies to Be More Right Wing
1	1 Vote	U.S. Representative Alan Grayson: Requiring Paid Vacation Leave Will Allow Workers to "Slave Labor"
1	1 Vote	Chris Hedges - Poor People, Especially Those of 35 World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Watch a Room Full of Cats Doing Karate. Found This Lil Guy on Her Policy

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