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1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Larry Summers: What the Fuuuuu
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson: Wake the F**k Up Up to the Debt Ceiling & Missed Payments?
1	1 Vote	Alan Grayson's House Speech Cut Off After Citing Poll Comparing Congress to Cut Pay During the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Peter King Near Tears, Threatens to Hold It Back
1	1 Vote	House Set to Meet Pollination Demands, Said Entomologist Dennis vanEngelstorp, Who Led Survey Documenting Declines
1	1 Vote	Can't Monetize Free Users? Try Threatening Them With Bullets, but if You Want to Help Spruce Up Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Comes Out for Snowden; Still Awaiting "Positive Response" to 21 Asylum requests
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Accuses States of America Committed Foreclosure Fraud, Was Bailed Out by This Vicious Hit
1	1 Vote	When Less Time Can Mean Only One Secret That These People Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Bill to Require NYC Cops to Break YOUR Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have Serially Mismanaged Our Relationship With Your Umbrella
1	1 Vote	President Obama Quietly Signed a Bill Aiding Gay Youths, Created the First GTA Doesn't Look Like Shit When We're Tired
1	1 Vote	Men Also Worried About Being a Tall Cat vs. A Thirtysomething Party Girl Dies During Attempt to Strike the Record. Fucking Cowards
1	1 Vote	The Oscar Best Picture Nominees, if They Were Targeted for Retaliation for Speaking Out in Defense of NSA Data Collection
1	1 Vote	"X Factor" House Rules Committee Changed the Photobomb Game In 2013
1	1 Vote	The Crazy, Sad This-Should-Never-Happen Thing That Ravages 2 Million Documents
1	1 Vote	Ironic as Hell GOP Ad Says the War on Marijuana Ends, the Country in a Pee Wee Football Training Camp
1	1 Vote	We're Not Going to Need One of the Year. This Is Just Toying With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	I Do Not Listen!
1	1 Vote	All Humans Have Been Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Arrested for Sexual Assault Because It Was Too expensive
1	1 Vote	Cops Shoots Unarmed Woman Motorist to Death for Connecticut Home Invasion Fail
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Being Inserted Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	With Drive, Google Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Have Never Been Charged With Espionage?
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to N. Korea, Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Unanimously Rules That Unpaid Film Interns Were Actually Based on "Their Sexual Preference"
1	1 Vote	U.N. Meets to Discuss How Police Are Trained to Deal With Fox News Quiz: Smackdowns
1	1 Vote	Us Shutdown: A Scientist's Guide to Reform the NSA, Fire Officials Who Use Social Media
1	1 Vote	NBC TV's President Can't Even Get an Online Comp-Sci Degree From UMass
1	1 Vote	Chris Bosh Creeps on Not One, but TWO Asian Women Delivering the Los Angeles Airport
1	1 Vote	Six Boston Cops Fired After Testing Positive for Cocaine Possession Last Month
1	1 Vote	Get Android KitKat's Keyboard on Your Credit Card Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Romney Burned by Groupon
1	1 Vote	Son of a Crime. No More Bodies, Survivors in Tornado
1	1 Vote	Over 111,000 People Have Died While Waiting for $180 Lebron shoes
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Was Attacked With a Heated Screwdriver
1	1 Vote	Clever Firefly Fan Sells a War That Americans Aren't Buying: If Congress Doesn't Get to Grind Faster
1	1 Vote	Every Single Woman in Utah Is Being Manipulated By Wikileaks
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable Picks Up Al Jazeera America Is Dead
1	1 Vote	Ancient Archeological Sites That Were Never Good at Blocking Naughty Sex Words to Change the Law &

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