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Obama Administration Uncovered $430 Million in Lost Productivity This Week in Movies: The Heat, White House Says Syria Must Defend Itself

Obama Administration Uncovered $430 Million in Lost Productivity This Week in Movies: The Heat, White House Says Syria Must Defend Itself by the truth2001 via Flickr

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2013-12-29

2013-12-29

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