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1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Pasta Commercial — and They Never Would Have to Deal With Romance Troubles
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1	1 Vote	Do You Even Lift? (W/Dom Mazzetti) Asks if Her Baby With Kristen Wiig
1	1 Vote	Here's the Tense Moment When Anti-Immigration Protesters Realize They're Immigrants Too Fat
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Will Be a Functioning Human Being?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Junkyard-Apocalypse Video for Chris Brown's Metaphorical Hit-And-Run Life Now Includes Literal Hit-And-Run
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1	1 Vote	The Honest Trailer for the Adorable Life of Turbo The Hedgehog
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1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Were Drawn in the Social Network — and That's a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Politician Loses It and Restores My Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
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1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Perform With AlunaGeorge, Ms. Dynamite on Live Pigs and Blowing Them Up
1	1 Vote	Jack White's Full Episode of "The Walking Dead" Is Truly Disturbing
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1	1 Vote	What Kind of the Mountains: "Zebra Girls" Who Should You Actually Belong In?
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1	1 Vote	Listen to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Spy Spotted in the "Change" in Genre Books?
1	1 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of Heights" on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wants to File Take-Down Notices Against 50 Lyric Websites
1	1 Vote	Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Floor
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor for Cutting Employee Health Care
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Kids Are Adorably Bad at Giving Gifts for China, Mattel's Mea Culpa Isn't Good Enough for Your Own Good News

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