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Pakistani Taliban Leader Talks Peace and More Announce Touring Comedy Festival The A.V. Club New York Times Lede Pitchfork
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10 Kids Movies From the Stretch Armstrong and Bobbito Show This Dog Waves Her Butt BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel Pitchfork ZergNet
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