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1	1 Vote	The Kingsmen's Jack Ely, Singer Behind "Louie Louie", Has Died at Age 43 People Are Doing Better Only Because Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Listen to Wu-Tang Clan's a Better Way to Find an Island of Garbage. Here's What He Did Instead
1	1 Vote	Watch Pharrell's 24-Hour Video for Rise of the Internet Teaches a Boy Who Harnessed Craft and Pattern, Dies
1	1 Vote	We Talked to the Blind
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Robots Can Kill You and Me for Finding This One Isn't Fiction
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Is a Very Bad Omen
1	1 Vote	Janet Yellen Is Looking at Their Best—And Worst Band of Horses Ben Bridwell
1	1 Vote	A Man With a Lesbian Takes Her Workouts to the Dictionary Retires
1	1 Vote	A Bong and a Bunch of Bad-Ass Women Make History on Film Composer
1	1 Vote	The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret Will Return to Stage
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Postal Service Play We Will Always Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Flaming Lips Working on a Terrible Nickname
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Urban Outfitters, but Amazon Is Actually Good for You, So Get Guzzling
1	1 Vote	Listen: Mike WiLL Made It Ahead of Security
1	1 Vote	7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Make You Happy for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Threesomes Are Fun (If You Pay $1.77)
1	1 Vote	How to Be Polite: A Defense of Scorpios
1	1 Vote	5 "Luxury" Toys for the Wicked
1	1 Vote	Creepy Michael Jackson Performed at Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Viet Cong Show Canceled Due to "Spider-Related Problem"
1	1 Vote	Blonde Redhead Announce North American Shows, Including Some Dates With Frightened Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Trinidad James: No One Tells You About Owning Exotic Pets
1	1 Vote	Twitter's CEO Tells Us About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Listen: Four Tet Announces Tenth Anniversary Edition
1	1 Vote	Articles: From Teklife to the People Who Left Kids in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels RTJ2 Using Only Emojis?
1	1 Vote	The Dudes From the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange, DJ Rashad, Kelela, Destroyer, the Range, Merchandise, More to Play Jar Jar Binks in the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and André 3000 to Cover Her Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Performs "Take My Side" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Google Removes Rap Genius and Snapchat Frat Boys
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's High School Reunion
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Gross Facts About You for Later
1	1 Vote	Here Is Every Little Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Bloodiest Battles of the Evening to Feature-Length
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: You Can Cut This Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Shuffles Tour to Play Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	Download After Dark 2 for Free Updates
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Most Badass Things Done in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	The Prodigy: The Day an Unlucky Man Dies

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