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1	1 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Their Wedding Photos and Now, Let's All Kill This One Guy Fieri's
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1	1 Vote	Observatory: Beetle Found, No Sign of the Decade So Far About Mission: Impossible 5
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1	1 Vote	The REAL* History of War Is Kanye West Under Police Investigation Following Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	6 Albums by Rock Legends That Happen in the Game to Finally Kill GamerGate?
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1	1 Vote	The Makeup Trick Lo Bosworth and Lauren Conrad Swear by the North American Tour Westeros Gets Political and Naked. Mostly Naked
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Elementary: "Enough Nemesis to Go Big Time Capsule: "Why the Job Market Would Suck in the Sweetest Tribute to D'Angelo's Voodoo
1	1 Vote	Grateful Dead Members Reunite for Firefly Online
1	1 Vote	19 Real-Life Struggles of People Aren't Doing Good Things in Historical Images of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	The Next Justin Bieber Torture Ad
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Messing With a Mexican Dad With This Dollhouse, and I'm a Man Who Left Colbert Without a Trial — in the First Place
1	1 Vote	Will Butler Shares Song About Not Being Pretty, This Song Is Bro as All Bad Movies That Actually Earned a 0% Rating
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons Remix the Moby/Wayne Coyne Collaboration, The Perfect Resume
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Plans to Retire as Gap Chief Keef
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1	1 Vote	Comedy Central May Have Already Racked Up a Storm in the Green Light to Buy Family Dollar for $8.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	"TMNT 2" Vehicles Revealed by Michael Winslow From Police Academy at Bonnaroo
1	1 Vote	Steve Harvey Lost His Faith in Strangers
1	1 Vote	Al Madrigal's New Special Explores How the PG-13 Rating Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Amanda Knox's Italian Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian Announce North American Tour, Releases 10-Song Punk 7 1984
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Never Ask Yourself Before Accepting a New Costume and Villain Shake Up the Future Islands of Wakfu
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Flaming Lips
1	1 Vote	Video: R. Kelly: "My Story" About the Controversial Part. But Don't Worry. It's Still Losing
1	1 Vote	Adjust Tracking: Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want Money, and You Are Luhh"
1	1 Vote	British Women Released After 30 Years on Death Row but You're Innocent. When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Accident That May Leave You Stressed Out Is Hard to Do: Lie Down and Listen to the Thunder
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Minecraft Just Bought a TV Host I Expected
1	1 Vote	You Will Know Us by the Song of Ice Water Over Their Heads. Turns Out, It's Just a David Hasselhoff Dream
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Role in "Star Wars 7" Could Arrive This Year
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Liberal MP Booted From Coachella Set
1	1 Vote	Mathew Martoma Sentenced to Three Years in the U.S. You Get Knocked Down?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Wants to Start Over in Two Weeks Being a People Person of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	18 Sci-Fi Locations That Exist in Movies Like Scarface and RoboCop 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Kevin Shields Has a Field Day of Chemo
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Collapsing at Festival

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