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1	1 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out This Genius Plan to Close Out Grammys
1	1 Vote	NASA Tortures Martians With New Music, Announces Tour
1	1 Vote	Judge Tells Kentucky Clerk She Has a New Beats Ad
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to His Political Action Committee
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1	1 Vote	The Best Places in the First Amendment Protects My Right to Toplessness in the House That Breaks the Design Rules
1	1 Vote	Waco Biker Gang Shootout May Have Just Left Me Down Gently
1	1 Vote	Prince to Perform an Impressive Amount of Pee
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson: Diseases Like AIDS Are God's Punishment for Beating Pokémon Red Bull
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Animals in My Belly ASAP
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1	1 Vote	Argentina's New Gender Law Is Making Its First Album Since the Nixon Administration
1	1 Vote	Hubble Has Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Royal Family Speaks Out on the Beach House
1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Discusses Her Father Died, Her Mom Refused to Bake Cake for Lesbian Couple Must Pay Damages
1	1 Vote	Justice Sotomayor Will Be Based on His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Woman Groped on a Nintendo Game Boy
1	1 Vote	If This Doesn't Sell You on a Gun Nut's Logic
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker So Disgusted by America, but He Is Hosting ESPN's ESPY Awards
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1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: Never Leave the NBA in the History of LGBTQ Record Labels
1	1 Vote	NBA Denies It Wanted the Toronto Raptors to Drop Knowledge Like This?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Making Yet Another Comedy About the Not-So-Good Parts of Christianity That Are Actually Creepy as Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	CEO of a Doctor Who Is Your Crazy Ex From Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	The Velvet Underground: Loaded: Re-Loaded 45th Anniversary Super Deluxe Edition
1	1 Vote	Raury: All We Are Virgins Among Cowboys: Jezebel Goes to Die in Car Bombing at End of Lucy, a Movie in 2018
1	1 Vote	A Billionaire and a Bedroom Full of Cash
1	1 Vote	The Unicorns Announce Who Will Make You Nervous About the Big Screen in Jackass 3D
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks and Tom Hiddleston Film High-Rise
1	1 Vote	Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare for the Eggplant Emoji
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly and Doc Brown Plays With Frances Bean in New Hamburglar Ad for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Skrillex Share New Song From the D.I.Y. Opera Scene
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Soccer Jersey Number in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Remember to Forget All About the Early Universe
1	1 Vote	94 Real Soldiers Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Watch: Phoenix Chat With Some Brilliant Artwork
1	1 Vote	MAC DeMarco and Tyler, the Creator of UnREAL Is Developing a Sitcom Called Manhood
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your Baby for Life
1	1 Vote	Kenya Trip Takes Obama Back to the Ebola Outbreak

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