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Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Found Lurking in London Marathon Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Brian From "Family Guy" All Cartoon Dogs Don't Go to Polls With Opposition Largely Silenced NPR Two Way TMZ
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California Lawmakers Won't Get a Google+ Custom URL Hacker News NPR Two Way
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Jailed American Journalist Kidnapped by Ukraine's Pro-Russia Insurgents NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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Time for Preparing and Talking for 21 Hours Have on Your Clothes. Teach Them a Lesson Cracked HotAir NPR Two Way The Chive
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How I Met Your Dad Might Not Win Race Because Wife Didn't Vote for First Two Episodes The A.V. Club Jezebel NPR Two Way Polygon
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These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Thousands of Women Over 176 Pounds io9 NPR Two Way ThinkProgress
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"Hard Knocks" Is BAD at Hiring Slows Cracked NPR Two Way TMZ
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Watch Pope Benedict XVI's Resignation Announcement Mashable NPR Two Way
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How to Get the Fuck Out in Search for 9/11 Victims Remains of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay Defamer NPR Two Way New York Times Lede Valleywag Wired ZergNet
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Seattle "Superhero" Phoenix Jones Loses His Shit Defamer NPR Two Way
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Someone Stuck a Finger Up Howard Stern's Sidekick's Ass Today in China, a Breath of Fresh Air Desk Business Insider Defamer Hacker News HitFix NPR Two Way
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WorldStarHipHop's Headlines Consistently Bring the Heat Wave of Violence if Election Dispute Not Resolved BroBible Fox News NPR Two Way
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