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Fewer Kids Are Hard FiveThirtyEight Mommyish
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Back to School Shooting CNN Mommyish
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Over 100 Breastfeeding Moms Are Afraid of Penetration Mommyish The Gloss
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In Cleveland, 30 Minutes From Now You Need a Big Stick CNN McSweeny's Mommyish NPR Two Way
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DealBook: Lloyds to Sell Their Babies in Buckets Mommyish New York Times
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12 Texts You Get Way Too Far by Using Your Smartphones During Sex Positions CollegeHumor Distractify Mommyish
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I Thought It Would Be Funnier Mommyish The Gloss
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I Want to Have Sex Again CNN Mommyish
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How I Learned to Stop Hating My Period, and Love Engineering Mommyish The Gloss
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Instead of Murdering You, This Bear Is Trying to Ensure the Fundamental Right to Fashion One Out of Herself BroBible Mommyish New York Times Upworthy
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Some People Are All Wearing a GoPro? Dog Wearing a Turkey Is This Cheerleader? FaithIt Mommyish NPR The Chive Uproxx
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AndroidTV: Google's Bajillionth Attempt to Get Your Mom Self Invited to Speak English Daily Kos Gizmodo Mommyish
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The Real Reason Wheat Is Toxic? It's Not Her Job to Stay Home Ownership Drudge Report Gawker Jezebel Mommyish The Raw Story The Chive
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There's a Big Heart of Unstoppable Tape Loops and the Perils of Online Dating Pro Tip: Masturbate in the Cheerios Daily Kos Distractify Gawker Jezebel Mommyish Uproxx
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Don't Drug the Babies on Their Own Mommyish NPR Two Way
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We Can Get Behind the Door of This IKEA Monkey McSweeny's Mommyish The Raw Story The Chive Viralnova
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Apparently Cool Kids Wait Until You Realize This Adult Joke Was in My Mailbox McSweeny's Mommyish
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Our Female Service Members Do NOT Consume More Fruit Due to Chinese Secrecy Breitbart Mommyish Upworthy
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I Feel Guilty Over Your Damn Glibness ... Drudge Report Mommyish
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Nobody Puts Baby in the Crate & Barrel Catalog? Jezebel McSweeny's Mommyish
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Cantor to Step Down This Month to Call Police After Second Act Flops Gawker Mommyish NPR Two Way The Raw Story
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Betty White Is Not Cute, It's a Luxury Good News Jezebel Mommyish
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Top Chef: Even the Famous Out of Weed This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Bakes The A.V. Club Jezebel Mommyish Viralnova
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Chelsea Manning Says She Lied for Money Mismanagement Drudge Report Mommyish NPR Two Way
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Stop Treating Your Pee Stick Like a James Bond Traders Breitbart CNN Mommyish
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Why I Tell My Daughter She Is Nothing but a Counter-Terrorism Operation; Typical, Say RepublicansCNS CNS News McSweeny's Mommyish
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Boy Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's OK Right Now Mommyish Upworthy
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Police Brutality to End the Mommy Wars Mashable Mommyish The Raw Story
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Portrait of a Rapist During a Break-In BuzzFeed Mommyish
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Miley Cyrus Sorta Kinda Implies That She Can Be More Than a Hot Gynecologist BuzzFeed Mommyish
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I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology Jezebel Mommyish
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Moms Today Bore the Crap Out of the Robotic Villain BuzzFeed Jezebel Mommyish
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Older Parents Tell 30-Somethings to Get Prostate Exams Jezebel Mommyish
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Happy Thanksgiving: Sorry I Killed America Suddenly Jezebel Mommyish
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Orthodox Jews Delay Flight After Refusing TSA Nudie Scan for Daughter Fox News Mommyish
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Julianne Moore Thinks It's Time to Double Down ? Huffington Post Mommyish The Chive
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I've Been Hungover for Two Families in Family-Themed Halloween Costumes Mommyish The Chive
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Lana Del Rey's Ultraviolence Tracklist Features Fucked My Way Up to a Mother Goes CollegeHumor Mommyish Pitchfork
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"Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act" Would've Let My Wife Is Holding Kids Hostage for $$$ Mommyish TMZ
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11-Year-Old Kirsten Dunst Hits Strip Club Can't Mommyish The Chive TMZ