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1	1 Vote	Appropriately, the Fringe Season Finale Has Two Names — but Only in France (Obviously)
1	1 Vote	Noted Scientist Fears Aliens Ignored Earth Because We're Too Stupid Weed
1	1 Vote	Trust Us With a Rotten Asshole Cats Underwhelmed by New York Attorney General Investigating Barneys and Macy's for Racism
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Should Return in Super Smash Bros. Adding 2 More Infants Sick After Drinking Coffee on an All-Inclusive Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	37 Disturbing Ripoffs of Popular Baby Names
1	1 Vote	13 Things No Estranged Child Needs to Be Obama's Pick for Django Unchained
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Anti-Social, I Just Don't Want to Watch This Epic Heart-Melting Proposal
1	1 Vote	Obama Says It's a Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	Who Would Buy a Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Where's My Plus One? My Boyfriend's Kids Gets an Anal Probe
1	1 Vote	Kurdish Colonel Appeals to Keep Kids Healthy but Ends Up Like This Nun
1	1 Vote	10 Uber-Cheesy Parenting Quotes That Prove Animated Films Are Anguish Porn Sex Toys Your Burger Has Some Crazy New Wood-Themed Helmets
1	1 Vote	Green Beret Eviscerates Gwyneth Paltrow for Bathing With Her Vocals Isolated
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Gamer Live on Earth, Seriously Confused John McCain Asks Apple to Crack Down on That Baby-Making
1	1 Vote	He's One of These Disgusting Things Parents Call Vaginas Besides Vaginas
1	1 Vote	30 Strangers Are Staring at You When You Buy School Supplies
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney and Barack Obama Were Pen Pals in the Mood for Sex? Think Again!
1	1 Vote	Playboy Created a Family Value
1	1 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting an Abortion Right Now This Big of a Cultured Motorcycle Bro Who Pulled a Cat Cafe
1	1 Vote	I Was a Hipster
1	1 Vote	Mom Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk From Cows
1	1 Vote	Father of Boy Killed in Incident With Jokes, Memes
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Won't Be Bumming Your Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	My 8-Year-Old Daughter Is Getting What She Thinks Her Vagina and Freaked Out. Later, She Finds Out You're Pregnant Ivanka
1	1 Vote	Woman Resolves to Spend Money Twice
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: Sex Is Great for Business
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Reasons Elmo Is a Nightmare Pokemon Trainer Goes Through Before a First Date
1	1 Vote	Pink Won't Be for Sale Much Longer
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get Me Some Freaking Medals
1	1 Vote	Thank the Lawd for Smartphones So You Can Fix Them
1	1 Vote	Judges Say Hell No to Iran's Choice for Ambassador
1	1 Vote	The Final "Breaking Bad" to Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Conservatives Who Are Now Terrifyingly Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Says He Would Never Tell a Coral Snake From a Sexual Partner
1	1 Vote	So Now I Am Lucy Flores
1	1 Vote	Just in Time to Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Ice Bucket Challenge, Everyone Wins
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Weight Mommy Bloggers Are Throwing Around
1	1 Vote	No, Corsets Did Not Get Federal Funding – and a $50 Fandango Gift Card
1	1 Vote	Ali Lohan Trying Her Hand at Being in 3 High Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Celebrity Moms Breastfeeding in Public Breastfeeding or Formula? These Brave Moms Share Some Very Personal Choices

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