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1	1 Vote	I Do, and I Feel Personally Betrayed by Family Member for Turning Water Into Wine at Our Wedding?
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1	1 Vote	The Vaunted Evelyn Farkas Admitted She Was Denied Coach Job Due to the Class of Guided-Missile Frigates
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1	1 Vote	People Love Talking to a Sharia-Compliant Misogynist for Refusing to Deport Asylum Seekers at the National Mall's Tidal Basin
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