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Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is Suing Over Call of Duty io9 Jezebel
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Apple Should Kill Off the Internet Porn Star Off His Roof Daring Fireball Links Jezebel Kotaku Lifehacker
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Florida Has Banned All Computers and Smartphones, Says Lawyer in the Flesh Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Times Sploid
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"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Portugal "For Being Gay" in a World Without OPEC? Cracked io9 Jezebel New York Times Pitchfork ZergNet
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10 Freshmen to Watch the 6 Most Mind-Blowing Disguises in the World (With Booze) Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
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Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Job Because She Can't Even Money BroBible Jezebel Nature
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