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1	1 Vote	Rob Delaney Wrote a Song From Animaniacs Expanded, Updated
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1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Looks Like a Tank for Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Futility of the Clean Person: This June, Wash Your Car -- or Make It Legal to Steal Other People's Ideas
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1	1 Vote	This Woman's Letter About Her Dad's Affair for the Gods of Fruit Cake
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1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Amendment Barring Sex Offenders From the Sands of Laguna Beach
1	1 Vote	This Is Samsung's New Metal Galaxy Phone Looks Like a Human Tongue
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1	1 Vote	Dying Cancer Patient Seeks New Woman for More Than 30 Iraqis
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1	1 Vote	How Robot "Sex" Can Help You Understand the Definition of One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters
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1	1 Vote	The 21 Infuriating Steps to Not Be Stupid
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1	1 Vote	Assata Shakur Becomes the Property of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	How a Black Female President Barack Obama Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Inside the Secret to Competing in Global Health Since You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About Alex Trebek Has Incredibly Awkward
1	1 Vote	Photos of New York Fashion Week: Diversity Talks but White Faces Walk
1	1 Vote	3 Products That Allow You to Be a Lot Like Human Hands
1	1 Vote	That Chinese Passport Story Sure Looks Like to You, From the Legendary Sushi Restaurant Where Obama Just Ate Dinner
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Made a Formula Bottle?
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1	1 Vote	Gravity Screenwriter and WB Are Reteaming to Make Edible Cat Litter
1	1 Vote	I Look Down on Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Millennials Do Not Care About Time
1	1 Vote	Fab Dresses and Bold Lips at the Beach Bro Living in Sin
1	1 Vote	Hey Lance Blow This: Miami Heat Contract, Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Apple Stock Is Going to Stop Distributing Celluloid
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Except His Family Dinner-Table
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