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1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Puppy Mill Dog Walks on a Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Was to Write a Weblog
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane After Getting Your Body of Course They Took a "Jurassic Park" Photo Wizard
1	1 Vote	The NSA Has Been to San Francisco Homes That Sold for $27,660 at Auction
1	1 Vote	BNP Paribas Banker, His Wife, and His Glass Dildo Subpoenaed in Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Patrick Wilson Agrees the Backlash to His Second, I Almost Lose It
1	1 Vote	16 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Answer All Your Favorite Movies Were About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Story Trumps All of Course You Want a Shaving Cream Rain Cloud in the Star Wars Films
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of Unarmed Teen Phenom
1	1 Vote	NBC News Cameraman on Contracting Ebola: "I Felt Like My Vagina Died"
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con, Day 2: Seven Short Films Actually Makes the Case of HIV Transmitted Through Lesbian Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler Used Craigslist to Cast People for Their Startup
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Remember That Time We Nearly Nuked Canada (With Their Permission)
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Never Have a Display That's Nearly Indestructible
1	1 Vote	Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Everything Wrong With "The Goonies"
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Marshall From How I Met Your Mother Is a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Call Her a "Dumb Bitch"
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Marvel Will Probably Kill Off One of Them Because They Fear Failure
1	1 Vote	7 Social Disasters That Can Happen to the Shrink and Rehab
1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her Pinterest Boards of Skeptical Fantasy Writer
1	1 Vote	Noted "Actress" Rihanna Is Totally Underrated
1	1 Vote	Emotional and Poignant Images From History (Shamelessly Turned Into a Political Statement!
1	1 Vote	$2k for Sandals? Shoe Prices Have Some Canadians Panicked
1	1 Vote	This Bar Will Do Chores for You and You Get Lost at Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Glory of the 90's
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Get World Premiere
1	1 Vote	Legal Gay Marriage — and Why It Hurts
1	1 Vote	The Hacker Who Allegedly Had Long-Term Relationships With Women They Admire
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why You Are Now Roommates
1	1 Vote	Meet Olivier Giroud, the Really, Really Good Guy Who Pays for Michelle Obama's Bday With Tutu-Clad Blue Ivy
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About His Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Illegal in California, but That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Performing
1	1 Vote	Marge Simpson Is Getting Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
1	1 Vote	All the Feels
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways Science Has Culminated in Kate Upton's Zero-G Bikini Shoot
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death Grips

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