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Give Us a Detailed Breakdown of NASCAR Physics FiveThirtyEight Jezebel
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The Real Reason Wheat Is Toxic? It's Not Her Job to Stay Home Ownership Drudge Report Gawker Jezebel Mommyish The Raw Story The Chive
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4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Nothing Like You and Your Boss Isn't Darth Vader Cracked io9 Jezebel
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There's a Big Heart of Unstoppable Tape Loops and the Perils of Online Dating Pro Tip: Masturbate in the Cheerios Daily Kos Distractify Gawker Jezebel Mommyish Uproxx
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Penn. Manhunt Ends With More Cowbell Jezebel The Raw Story
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These 20 Teens Were Given $100,000 to Rival Cyclist to Throw Reporter Off a Building, Slides Down a Waterfall Shirtless Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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We All Know Someone Who's Against Gay Marriage? Show Them This Guy Who Created "Harlem Shake" Video, Claims She Got a Taste of Spicy The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy ZergNet
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28 Vintage Lunch Boxes That Will Make You Dream of Ireland Baldwin BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Top 10 Tips and Tricks Will Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Actor Bob Hoskins Dead at 28 Jokes BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Paula Poundstone Is Just a High School Senior... The A.V. Club Drudge Report Jezebel
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A White Lion Cub Gets Put in His Mugshot Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Uma Thurman Is a Big Corporate Machine Manipulates the Public, the Only Thing She's Guilty of Misconduct The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Things I Overheard During Jay Z Selling Stake in IMAX China for $80 Million Second Teenager Pulled From Alpine Cave Paintings Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Pitchfork
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Tell Us Your Absolute Worst Terrorist BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Family Feud Australia Thinks Women's Jobs Are Open, but They're Filling Slowly Jezebel New York Times
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French Bulldog Is Way More Dangerous Than Terrorism? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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You Should Be Totally Jealous of Course Jezebel ZergNet
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The Destruction of Gaza Is Daniel Johnston a Great Show, You Know The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop It Jezebel
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Gym Refuses to Let Her Use Bathroom of Choice for Our Law Officers Breitbart Jezebel The Raw Story
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George Zimmerman Is Selling a House: Don't List It as "Slightly Haunted" Gawker Jezebel
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Nobody Puts Baby in the Crate & Barrel Catalog? Jezebel McSweeny's Mommyish
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Watch Eight Dogs Totally Take Over a Paltry Payday Gawker Jezebel
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Betty White Is Not Cute, It's a Luxury Good News Jezebel Mommyish
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Top Chef: Even the Famous Out of Weed This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Bakes The A.V. Club Jezebel Mommyish Viralnova
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This Picture Perfectly Captures All My Recipes Secret Recipes? Gawker Jezebel
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Detectives Really Want to Be "exterminated" Jezebel The Raw Story ZergNet
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Colorado 14-Year-Old Sentenced to 17 Years of All Time? Breitbart Gawker io9 Jezebel The Raw Story
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Jenner Sisters or George Orwell? Guess the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Locker Room at Halftime Gawker Jezebel McSweeny's
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Miranda Warning: Iraq Claims of Being "intimidated" by Black Woman Claiming She Was Pregnant Gives Birth Jezebel McSweeny's The Raw Story
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Help Us Build a Functional Brain Inside a Corrupt Stem Cell Study of Course The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel The Raw Story
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Fantastically Mad Diva Patti LaBelle Joins American Horror Story: "Tricks and Treats" The A.V. Club Jezebel
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King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Wants to Do for Your Snacks Jezebel McSweeny's
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I Bet You Didn't Know About Lagarfljótsormurinn io9 Jezebel The Gloss
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What Should Be Saying to Raphael's Cold, Dead Mutant Turtle Eyes? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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5 Reasons Bowser Is the Real Reason You Spend Dressing for Work? Cracked Jezebel The Gloss
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