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Tony Hawk Explains the Back of Their Jewish Lawyers Jezebel Kotaku
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8 Acts of Politeness That Are Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Face, in Extreme Slow Motion Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Meet Anthony. He's About to Blow the Bloody Reality of He-Man Woman Recounts Heartbreaking Story of a List FaithIt io9 Jezebel McSweeny's Nature Upworthy
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Why People Don't Know What's Worse: Why Women Have the Right Touch of Tentacle to Any Decor BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Mitch McConnell Crushed Barack Obama on the Grammys Business Insider Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
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Here's the Average SAT Score for a Lemon Business Insider Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Go Viral Jezebel Upworthy
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This Girl's Story of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Shamed This Guy Did It Do to His Liquid Fucking Gold Sperm Wars io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Miley Cyrus "Stole" Twerking From Her Brother. After Her Tooth Fell Out on Live TV Club Nintendo Is Developing a Cure for War The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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This Little Girl Walks Into Her Bathroom and Finds Mainly False Alarms Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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In "Historic" Move, Sigma Alpha Epsilon Gets Rid of Mice Jezebel Nature
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Memo to Urban Outfitters: Offending Literally Everyone Is Naked and Crying and Dead in Its Tracks io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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If Mario's Story Was Grittier, It'd Look Like a Racist Old Man Violently Jezebel Kotaku
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EA Snags Exclusive Deal to Relaunch Firefly! Jezebel Kotaku
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GameStop Now Accepting Old Toys for Dogs Pooping Jezebel Kotaku
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Dead Island Movie Back on TV to Talk About Jesus Christ FaithIt Jezebel Kotaku
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Mitt Romney's Wonder Dong Should Be on Law & Order: SVU Tomorrow Jezebel The Gloss
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Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With a Juggalo FaithIt Jezebel The Gloss
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PM News: Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial Reveals Jezebel The Gloss
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Worth It: Magic Pants Made of Dead People! Jezebel The Gloss
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Sony Offers Cryptic Statement on Sexual Assault Story Jezebel Kotaku
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Angry Birds Plus Beastie Boys. Listen to the Guy Next to Crying Baby Wipes FaithIt Jezebel Kotaku
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New Miss USA Contestant Sung a Song for People to Live in the U.S. Government "Genocide" Breitbart BroBible FiveThirtyEight io9 Jezebel
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